Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, but he doesn't exist and you're lawyer is actually a piece of paper with him drawn on it.

I wish for chocolate cake that isn't poisoned or is secretly a bomb or has a bomb inside it.
 
Granted, but you're so perfect that everyone's jealous of you and you're thrown of a cliff.

I wish that all my PokéPlushies levels were OVER 9000!!!
 
Ah, but if there plushies, how can they die?

DENIED! Because you made no wish, so you got instantly erased from the universe by order of the Genie gods.

I wish for money. And ponies...
 
Granted but your wish is mistaken and you have a million prinplups surrounding you.

I wish I had more RPG skills.
 
Granted. It's this chocolate pudding I found by the dog house.

I wish that more people knew the actual definition of a Grammar Nazi (it includes capitalization and punctuation too).
 
i don't think it does..... i think its words only..... i would know....i am one......

i use multiple dots to kill characters in forums

wish granted.....may god have mercy on my soul.....

i wish i would stop using multiple dots like this..........
 
Denied. The Tooth Fairy thought that she should give you SOMETHiNG for your extremely rotten tooth, so you now are stuck with a bag of mold. If you try to dispose of it in any way, it will always find its way back to you.

I wish to join Team Rocket.
 
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