Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted. Enjoy your Zubat, Koffing, and Ratatta, grunt.

I wish that I could ponder philosophy in a way that would be acceptable by my Humanities instructor.
 
Granted. Your Humanities Instructor accepts you... as a terrible failure.

I wish to date James and get rid of Jessie!!!
 
Granted. You soon become a part of a crappy fanfic.

I wish for a pet monkey named Antoine that knows how to fly.
 
[pokecommunity.com]%@t{153440&page=27}\<action>accomplitiate.wsh@=/=FAT
</action></html>;{hotstart=COOK}[email protected]
/if{p>=4388456}onview=addFATandCHOC;if<,cancelsum.

COOK.exe corrupted. pudding.FOD.exe aborted

godotscript.exe has encountered a corruption. pudding.clr executed

@pudding.gdt{dlt=CHOC.clr}

PUDDING.jpg corrupted. PUDDING.mp5 executed with error.

godotscript.exe has encoutered a sever error and needs to close. PUDDING.mp5 lacks PUDDING.tst.clr and COOK.exe is corrupted. SaMNeLa.vrs is ROM.
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Wish Granted. But the pudding is undercooked. It has Salmonella.

I wish for godotscript.exe to not be corrupted anymore.
 
Being greek spartans have an alliance with all greek colonies so i get instant anti-shoopage.(i think my ethnicity actually came in handy there)
I wish the next person gets attacked by mudkipz. All 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of them
 
Granted. All the Mudkip gently sprinkle water on me. Then they turn to you and all of them use mud slap.
I wish I was the king of England FOREVER
 
Granted, but we English finally have a rebellion and kill the new King.

I wish for poni- J/k. I wish to be Prime Minister of England.
 
Granted, but the genie forgets to corrupt it and blows up, killing you.

I wish for every Doctor Who episode ever on one DVD.
 
Granted but your the gay lover of chandler.
I wish i was in star wars.
 
Granted but the fad was so freaking stupid annoying and well retarded it just plain died in 1 day.
I wish for more sugar.
 
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