Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, it is only announced and never come out.

I wish for a good Wii game to actually come out in America, U.K, and Canada.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. Unfortunately, all the copies have viruses and cause your Wii to melt. And you aren't allowed another one, cause your parents are afraid you'll melt that one too.

I wish that I had a brilliant Wii game already that didn't break my machine and worked perfectly!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's so brilliant that you become a recluse that never leaves his room. As a matter of fact, a strange epidemic has where everyone who owns a Wii seems to be missing work/school. Society collapses.

I wish for a chiropractor.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but she's not a very good one and breaks your back.

I wish for society to collapse.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. Society collapses. Nice one, jackass.

i wish that harry potter didn't have to end :(

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but its only a crappy one page comic now.

I wish for machinery.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but its all broken.

I wish I could save the world!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Let it be known that Crystal-Walters saved the world from overpopulation and world hunger by sacrificing herself.

I wish I could play baseball.

 

[Pidove Flying]

Granted but you suck.

I wish for an unpoisoned bagel without sprinkles.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but the wish-giver got your order wrong...sprinkles..

I wish I had some charged AAA batteries.

 

[Yamikarasu]

Granted, but having never seen AAA batteries before, you mistake them for tootsie rolls and swallow them, eventually choking to death. Congrats.

I wish I had a great singing voice...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but you still don't have the money or looks (?) to make it into show biz, so tough luck.

I wish for the world's largest pair of white gloves.

 

[OokamiShipper]

Granted, but Mickey Mouse will steal them.

I wish for an unilimited supply of cookies!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but they're all roach flavored.

I wish for Death warmed over.

 

[Dawn's Hat]

You'll die in a hot fire as you choke on acid.

I wish for my own country.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted you own San Marino, a little country somewhere in Italy that no one cares about O.O

I wish for google.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Wish granted, but it was mistyped when granted, you get a goggle, half of a pair of goggles.

Wishes for a time machine.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted here's the book. Knock yourself out.
I wish for free cable O.O

 

[Spinor]

Granted. Here is your free Audio/Video connection cable.

I wish I had some water.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but it come with free dirt stirred in.

I wish I was an Oscarmeyer Wiener.