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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted. Everyone knows what's in those things, so I don't think I have to explain myself. (But they're still freaking delicious.)

I wish I could run around in tights and colored undies.
 
Granted but your embarrassed as everyone calls you rainbow underwear person guy

i wish i lived in the world of star wars.
 
Granted. But you'll need to buy hugely expensive glasses so your eyes don't burn...

I wish for a cookie :3
 
Granted, but then You keep conversating with me, and you get tired again. xD

I wish to rise above the crowd...
 
Granted. You will never be able to buy good gifts when Christmas shopping again because you'll never be able to get through the door let alone get what you need since you are so high above the crowds. Also, Halloween will be very awkward.

I wish that I could go to White Castle.
 
Yeah, but your computer makes the character come to life and kill you.

I wish for an amazing Pokemon game.
 
It turns out that the painter you hired to paint it a different colour is a serial rapist that just escaped from a lunatic asylum.

I wish that I was God.
 
Yar wish has been granted, young sir, however, due to the quickness of the post, you have broken every grammatical law in this world.

I hope ya're happy.

I wish for a donkey!
 
Granted. The "People for the Ethical Treatment of Pokemon" (PETP) have successfully passed a bill that prevents the capturing or taming of Pokemon though.

I wish for sea kittens.
 
-looks around- I love my donkey! :D

-shot-

Granted, but they eventually ate all your fishes.

I wish for a faster internet.
 
Granted but its so fast and good that the internet destroys your computer






I wish I had a tail
 
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