Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[A lil Fagadorable]

Granted. But Paypal backfires and takes all of your money.

I wish for a cupcake.

 

[Empty Pot]

Granted. But Paypal backfires and takes all of your money.

I wish for a cupcake.

My PayPal has no money on it so either way I win! bwhahahaha :D

Wish Granted, but it is a cupcake of poo. (oh yes I went there)

I wish I had freedom.

 

[A lil Fagadorable]

Granted, but Taliban extremists capture you and make you into their slave.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Ru]

Granted, but everything else around you has been killed by the war beforehand.

I wish for a High-Five from the poster below.

 

[A lil Fagadorable]

Granted, but I scratched my butt before I high-fived you. Now you have butt germs.

I wish for Pikachu to stay alive.

 

[Empty Pot]

Granted, but it levels down every seconds it lives.

I wish for some French toast.

 

[A lil Fagadorable]

Granted, by the toast is really a spy for the Russians.

I wish I was a spy.

 

[littlebaier]

granted, but a evil spy finds out about you and kills you.
I wish I had a ferrari that would not break in anyway, didnt need gas, and could fly...Giggity

 

[A lil Fagadorable]

Granted, but Jesus takes it from you for not sharing it.

I wish I had a Jigglypuff.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but it gets run over by a semi.

I wish I had a safe Missingno.

 

[Wi-fi Battler]

Granted, But Mewtwo Destroy it with physic.
I wish for ther poster below me To corrupt my wish...Muhahaha!

 

[evking]

Granted, but it didn't get corrupted!

I wish I was a professional golfer.

 

[.Tactic.]

Granted, but then you break your arm and retire! :D

I wish nothing could kill me!!

 

[ShyRayq]

granted but you'll be dead

i wish to be /.... great grapes

 

[.Tactic.]

Granted, But your squashed!

I wish I could be a DJ!

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but you have no music to be a DJ with. :/ (Sorry. :()

I wish for a DSi that works properly. ^_^

 

[.Tactic.]

Granted, but you get in a fight and it gets stolen, Soz :D

I wish for a phone that is turquize!!!!

 

[etking122]

Granted, but you find out the phone doesn't work.

I wish for yummy nacho cheese

 

[.Tactic.]

Granted but you drop it on the ground before tasting it :)

I wish i lived in hell!!!

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted. Everyday you have to shave Richard Simmons' back and pluck Hitler's eyebrows.

I wish I could move to New York. :D