Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, but your internett connection strikes down forever.
I wish I could fly.

 

[Xebelleon]

Granted, but your internett connection strikes down forever.
I wish I could fly.

Granted.
You eat a jetpack so fast you are now a bum burp addict.

Fart to fly.

I wish I could breathe underwwater.

 

[poopnoodle]

You can breathe underwater. But no one else can, so *outcast*, and the government kind of wants to Hulk you up and use you as a monster fish weapon.

I wish for a softer, fluffier pillow.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but it gets stolen.
I wish Me and my loyal army of glitch pokemon ruled the world unopposed for over 9,000 years. (hah, try corrupting that!)

 

[sabrina_diamond]

Granted, But then the Glitch Pokemon rebel and overthrow you and every human on Earth so you don't even see 9000 years pass! xD

I wish I had an Umbreon in my Pokemon Emerald game

 

[Oяiginal]

The Umbreon comes out of the game but as soon as it sees it's free it runs away and you die of heartbreak when it runs away it is killed because people thought it was a demon.

I wish had the ability to control reality(beat that:P)

 

[Turpin2009]

Granted, but you become morbidly depressed when you discover that reality is not all it's cracked up to be, and create yourself an early grave.

I wish Leeds United were back in the premiership for 100 years to come.

 

[kevcrash]

Granted, but they were 100 years older so they weren't able to play well, then they all drop dead after 100 years past.

I wish 2 + 2 = 5

 

[chevelleROCKER]

Granted, but now 5 divided by 2, still equals fish =P (Idk, haha)

I wish I knew that I didn't know what I know now.

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but now the world crumbles due to lack of knows.

I wish to become a Spirit Detective just like Urameshi

 

[chevelleROCKER]

Granted, but then there's nothing to detect...

I wish for me not to get a million dollars. Yeah.... go ahead.. ruin it =P

 

[Firebird306]

Wish granted but just then the mafia say you have 24 hours to get their 1M you owe them. Gl mate. =/

I wish my internet would stop dropping out. =(

 

[chevelleROCKER]

Granted, but then it gets smashed by another dropping computer... xD

I wish my camera wouldn't be such a loser xD

 

[Code]

granted, but it get's cocky and thinks it doesn't need you anymore because he's a winner, and he leaves you.
I wish my charizard knew Belly Drum...

 

[Xebelleon]

granted, but it get's cocky and thinks it doesn't need you anymore because he's a winner, and he leaves you.
I wish my charizard knew Belly Drum...

Granted. But you made Dig replace it then saved your game.

I wish when I had kids that they wouldn't always be the same gender as last time I checked.

 

[The Darkest Gale]

granted but they become pervy lol and look at yououououou! =P

I wish I wish I was a fish

 

[chevelleROCKER]

Granted, but then you get flushed down the toilet for sleeping, and then get eaten by a sewer rat.

I wish this thread had a point to it.

 

[Firebird306]

Wish granted but then the Mods move it to a forum where posts count and every poster before hand is banned for severe spamming.

I wish to be perma banned. Go ahead, corrupt it.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but you died of Cynthia's awesomeness!

I wish I had some Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Pudding, Chocolate Ice Cream, Choco- Oh, you get the idea!

 

[Gymnotide]

No. Denied.

I wish Gavin.