Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Latiace]

*Whacks you on the head with a book*

I wish I had a DS (Cuz I really want one :()

 

[jpp8]

Granted. You can have mine; the one that has a broken hinge and a touch screen so scratched up, it's near unusable. The wi-fi is iffy as well.

I wish for a self-cleaning house.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but you get killed by a box of Oxy Clean™

I wish I had a can of whipped cream so I can cause chaos!

 

[A Pixy]

But you hit someone who's alergic, and kills him/her, causing you to commit suicide in guilt.

I wish I could draw at a superstar level!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You can draw at the level of a superstar athlete, not of that of a superstar artist.

I wish that I could get paid for eating. (inorite, neekah?)

 

[A Pixy]

But, someone gives you the presidents dinner, and it was poisoned.

I wish I could slap people, without them caring.

 

[chevelleROCKER]

Granted, but then you get arrested for assault.

I wish school didn't start Tuesday =[

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it never starts and no one learns 'The Birds and the Bees' causing the population of Earth to end.

I wish that I was a ruler of something.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but Toy Story 3 never comes out :(

I wish for bubble gum that can let me blow huge bubbles that never pop!

 

[A Pixy]

But then the air gets sucked back in your lungs causing your lungs to pop!

I wish that the third season of The Spectacular Spider-Man would get here.

 

[Gewitterdrache27]

Granted, but it stinks.

I wish for a cheeseburger to appear in front of the next person who posts.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but I just ate so it just sits there.

I wish that Heart Gold and Soul Silver would just get here!

 

[jigglypuff_96]

Your wish comes true, but the game sucks.

I wish Vocaloids were real.

 

[Zero°]

Granted, but then they eat your entire family

I wish the Mother 3 remake made it to America :>

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's translated badly.
I wish I had a puppy. :(

 

[DestinyBender]

Wish granted, but the puppy is not toilet trained.

I wish I had a box set of Charmed.

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted, you have a box filled with the actual set where charmed was filled :(

I wish i had more time.

 

[Dogboy2709]

Granted...but you now move in slow motion

I wish i had a sandwhich.

 

[Autistic Lucario]

Granted, but part of what's inside the sandwich came from a contaminated farm.

I wish I could draw perspective properly.

 

[A Pixy]

but then that's all you can draw and your drawings become BORING and PREDICTABLE!

I wish I could own this website.