Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Jayster23]

Granted but then it turns into Brussel Sprouts muhahaha

I wish to kill my 2 brothers

 

[Yu_&_Rei]

granted but their souls come to haunt you for the rest of your life.

 

[Kraka-chan]

Hey! Where's your wish? I've got nothing to corrupt. T_T

I wish spoof movies wouldn't exist.

 

[Cobalt36]

Wish granted, but then animated comedies took over the world!!! the horror!!!

I wish that Number Six (from Battlestar Galactica) came and whisked me away into our own little paradise...

 

[Dogboy2709]

Granted, but she leaves you behind after the parade.

I with i liked totally dark coffee. (That means no sugar, and no milk)

 

[ShadowPand3monium]

Wish granted but the coffee had different ingredients that hurt your body from the inside.

I wish I was Shadow the Hedgehog.

 

[Spinor]

Granted. Congratulations!!! Your ShadowPand3monium has just evolved into SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG wants to learn CAPABILITY TO SURVIVE NON-UNUMBIUM GENERATED GAS WORLD, but SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG cannot learn more than 4 moves, which move should be forgotten to learn CAPABILITY TO RESIST NON-UNUMBIUM GENERATED GAS WORLD?

BREATHE
THINK
HEARTBEAT
AIDS DEFENSE
___

I wish I didn't have a brother.

 

[Skip Shot]

Granted, but your parents adopt a maniacal girl that shreds your room and effects to bits.

I wish I didn't have to wait until March for the person I like to come back from France.

 

[Sounds]

granted...now u have to wait even longer hahahahahaha! jk
I wish i had better teachers...i hate most of them...

 

[the bitter end.]

Granted! Your teachers turn into evil zombies that devour your brains.

I wish math was easier...

 

[Spinor]

Granted, The hardest question in existence is 1+1, against your logic, it is 42. You go insane and get locked up in an Insanity house.

I wish I had a Dualcore 5.5 gHz video card and a whole Yottabyte hard disk

 

[Dogboy2709]

*sips coffee*
Granted, but the next day, it is destroyed by a virus.

I wish Real-life Courts were like the courts in the Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney series.
*sips coffee*

 

[Drawicia]

you got your wish..... but the next day the earth exploded! and everyone died!
i wish that life was a huge pokemon game

(i appologize if my post wasn't funny. i have a bad sense of humor)

 

[Spinor]

It got controlled by a 2 year old because your post had negative sense of humor. You blackout so many times, you die.

I wish my Wii had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 blocks of memory.

 

[CyberBlastoise]

Wish granted.......
It is all filled up with a virus..............

I wish that kirby was real.........

 

[Spinor]

Granted, for some reason, Kirby looks like your mom... *Peeks in his mouth* Umm... She's okay, I think...

I wish for a wish.

 

[Satoshi Sugimori]

wish granted...but you can't wish anything but a fish...

I wish pokemons ruled the world XD

 

[Spinor]

Granted. Nothing wrong seems to happen, except that claws and horns are growing out of me, I'm turning blue, and you're glowing red and growing some whiskers. Your legs seem to be uniting.

Oh well, nothing really capable of being wrong here but for some reason...

I wish for a Hot Alligator Woman.

 

[Dusclord]

Granted, but unfortunately it's a male Aligator woman.

I wish I was a man :)

 

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. You get drafted and get sent to Iraq and are killed by a suicide bomber when you get there. Sucks.

I wish I could see Metallica live.