Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. You die.

I wish I had an iPod nano with 8 gigs.

 

[Jayster23]

granted but it didn't come with a USB cable hahaha and everyone refuses to give you one

I wish for my wish to be come horribly corrupted.

 

[the bitter end.]

Granted, your wish becomes so corrupted that nothing happens and you are bored for the rest of your life.

I wish I had Pizza

 

[dialgaX149]

Granted, but it's got MELAMINE.
I wish that this wish would NOT be corrupted.

 

[The Original Darkwiz787]

Granted! But sorry, its corrupted!

I wish for a match and a tank of gasoline~

 

[chanchimi]

The tank exploded, and in turn, you have imploded!

I wish I could breath FIRE!!!

 

[dialgaX149]

Granted, but you've got no gas left in you!
I wish for war!

 

[Brien]

Granted, the war is between the White blood cells within your body and the uncontrollable virus that causes uncontrollable diareah and other unwanted ailments.


I wish for a cookie that is not deadly in any way possible, nor will it cause any phsyical or mental harm to me; and it is delivered by the kindest man on earth who can not be corrupted in any way.

 

[To Write Love On Her Arms]

Granted, the war is between the White blood cells within your body and the uncontrollable virus that causes uncontrollable diareah and other unwanted ailments.


I wish for a cookie that is not deadly in any way possible, nor will it cause any phsyical or mental harm to me; and it is delivered by the kindest man on earth who can not be corrupted in any way.

Granted but the kindest man on earth has died.

I wish for my very own bodyguard, heh.

 

[dialgaX149]

Granted, but that bodyguard was gay.
I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

[To Write Love On Her Arms]

Granted, but that bodyguard was gay.
I wish for a corrupted wish.

Granted but the wish became uncorrupted (if that is even a word)

I wish for the Twilight movie to come out sooner! :cheeky:

 

[The Original Darkwiz787]

wish granted, but it's only available to people who don't want to see the movie.

i wish an uncoruptable candy bar was delivered to my house by fedex wich can't be corrupted and neither can my house and then my uncoruptable body ate it.

 

[Jayster23]

Granted but it was really a fake candy bar to prank idiots.

I wish that i had my r4 sooner, and that it was not broken or any damge had been done to it or nothing happened just a plain ol' r4

 

[Led Zeppelin Pwn]

granted but I am not sure what an r4 is so nothing happened

I wish I was Jimmy Page

 

[Jayster23]

granted but everyone else doesn't know who you are so your friendless

I wish that i will meet the Cornial(KFC guy) and that he was not dead or had anything happen to him except being born and aged and not aged so old.

 

[dialgaX149]

Granted but the chickens killed him.

I wish for Jayster23 to die!!! XDD

 

[♣Gawain♣]

What an evil wish... Then you shall die!!! Wahahahahaha!!!!

I wish I'm a fish

 

[dialgaX149]

Granted, but a Sharpedo ate you. Yum! :D
I wish that I would not get a corrupted wish, therefore getting a lot of wishes, and this canNOT be denied or corrupted. I repeat, CANNOT be denied or corrupted.

 

[raging lion]

Granted, but you got so many wishes that you became mad.

I wish I had an ant.

 

[Sounds]

sadly u got the blood of the ant...
I wish i was unbeatable at brawl