Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Donnie]

Granted, but you just made a wish

I wish that i had over 9000 paper clips

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, as a trade-off, you'll be unable to use any over 9000 jokes with them.

I wish that the balls weren't inert.

 

[Penguin13]

Granted, and nothing bad happens.
...
Oh, except they come flying across the room and hit you in the face.

I wish I had a job already.

 

[Forever Forbidden]

Granted, but you are a binman. Ah, not like you think, you are payed one fifth of the Minimum Wage to be a man shaped bin.

i wish it could never stop snowing, never be cold. never melt and never get snowed in.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's the equivalent of dandruff that's falling from the sky.

I wish that my voice didn't hurt right now.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted, but now your brain hurts so much, it jumped out of your head, killing you.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Nothing happens. Woo hoo...

I wish people would stop wishing for that.

 

[Penguin13]

Granted, but instead, they wish for an infinite amount of incorruptible wishes.

I wish I didn't miss my bus stop this evening.

 

[Surf]

Granted but your too early for your bus and it hits you and you die.

I wish for good surf at point leo ;)

 

[Ruphire]

But then there is a hurricane.

I wish I could sleep with my eyes open.

 

[Karasuma]

Granted, but fear the dust as it turns your eyes brown!

I wish I was one of Lloyd Irving's friends.

 

[Ruphire]

But then he runs away laughing. I wish I could turn into a Sailor Soldier.

 

[Deleted member 12729]

But then you turn too manly for your liking and become incredibly depressed.

I wish I had a corrupt wish.

 

[Gabri]

It turned out not to be a corrupt wish.

I wish I could travel back in time and to be on the Middle Ages for 3 days.

 

[Tashiro]

You can, and you do, but your three days end when you are violently murdered.

... I wish my lip would stop bleeding. *goes to wash my hands*

 

[DarkKnight541]

Granted but then your hand starts bleeding and you are unable to wash it.

I wish I could control the minds of others.

 

[Tashiro]

You can, but you can make them think about only one thing:

Laundry. :D They all become obsessed with washing clothes and have no time for you.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You have no spine and therefore, cannot transmit brain signals to any part of your body, leaving you a bloby vegetable.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[Penguin13]

Granted, but you become overly active, and die from exhaustion.

I wish I didn't drop my cell phone in the toilet.

 

[Exiled~Shadow]

Granted, but you drop it in the ocean instead.

I wish this was the last wish ever made.