Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted, but then all the petrol EXPLODES. Mwahahahaha!

I wish for a giant puppy?

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it's actually a Houndoom who bites off your head.

I wish that the next poster likes Ice Pokemon.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. Nothing happens.
I wish I was the strongest human on Earth

 

[Pidove Flying]

Granted But You Dont Know Your Own Strength And Push A Bar Of Soap Through Your Skin...

...

I Wish My Mom Would Stop Calling Me Useless... =(

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, she calls you pumpkin, lamb chops, and my little dumpling instead. My spanish teacher does that...

I wish my Spanish Teacher would stop calling us pet names!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Your teacher now refers to each of you as "Pop Quiz".

I wish that I hadn't used up the E-Tanks getting up to Air Man and that I could dodge the tornado.

 

[Gymnotide]

Wish granted. Now you can use as many tornadoes as you want and you can dodge the E-Tanks.
I wish that the poster below gets there wish granted.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, I hope so too!

I wish that I could see snow where I lived.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. There's snow nowhere.

I wish that all the troll food in the world was gone.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, I close this thread (Just Kidding)

I wish that trolls didn't exist.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

LOLZ U dun't GeT it grantd cuz u liek pokeymun an u iz weeud LOLOLOLOL

I wish that people appreciated my freakish sense of humour :P

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Those people are trolls.

I wish that the cake was a truth.

 

[Gymnotide]

truth /truθ/
–noun
1. a false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; a falsehood.
2. something intended or serving to convey a false impression; imposture: His flashy car was a truth that deceived no one.
3. an inaccurate or false statement.
4. the charge or accusation of telling a truth: He flung the truth back at his accusers.

I wish that the next poster gets the second poster above's wish granted.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted. Absolutely nothing happens.

I wish that the next poster would be sent back in time to the Holocaust and has to suffer the Holocaust within a time paradox. Over and over.

 

[Gerri Shin]

Granted, I'm German.

I wish that there could be an over abundance of Mozzarella cheese with the poster granting the next poster's wish!

 

[Gymnotide]

Granted, but everyone dies right afterward.
I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that.

Granted, I'm German.

lol owch.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted, but the genie granting the wish gets confused by your wording and accidentally wipes out all of humanity. Oops.

I wish that I had every super-power EVER!

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but you're overloaded with super-powers and you explode, and they (all the super-powers) all goes to teachers, who make schools 24/7 a day and last for the whole week because they want better paychecks.

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[98monkey1]

Denied.


I wish Jessica Simpson was my girlfriend. (Hehehe...No one can corrupt this)

 

[Harry Blue5]

@98monkey1: I already corrupted that one, but meh. Your wish is corrupted because your mum doesn't approve, bursting in at the worst minute and causing her to think your a mama's boy, so you only live together and never have it.

Anyway, I'll just repeat my wish from the last post:

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.

EDIT: You edited your post to just say 'Denied'.
EDIT 2: In case no one can do my 'I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted' I put this one as well: I wish that I owned everything in the world.