Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[iTzKaizer]

GRANTED, but the next day will rain and you'll die for hypothermia.

I wish I could speak well english :/

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted, but then english becomes an obsolete language for some reason.

I wish there was more time in a day...

 

[~Poke~]

Granted. a year every day. And no afternoon naps.

I wish for a perfect ice cream with nothing bad about it in any way.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's so perfect that when you finish it, you go into an aggressive withdrawal, and you're locked up in a mental institute.

I wish for AA batteries.

 

[~Poke~]

Granted. They're flat.

I wish for a better computer.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. unfortunately, it only runs in Flemish.

I wish i could speak Flemish.

 

[iTzKaizer]

Granted but you forgot how to spea English and nobody understands you.

I wish I could be happy o.O

 

[Gymnotide]

You are, but Happy will never succeed because he's a womanizer and sets too high goals for himself.
Read Death of a Salesman. It will make sense then.

I wish you.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

The genie gets angry because he doesn't understand your wish. Now you have to deal with a rampaging omnipotent being with the power to wipe out humanity and all life in the universe. Nice one.

I wish that I had an infinite amount of wishes!

 

[Gymnotide]

Overdone. Your answer is here https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/4378663/

You can wish as many times as you want, but not all of your wishes will come true~

I wish that the next poster was taller.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

(damn you)

Denied. The genie doesn't know what you want me to be taller than, so now ishes happen. how dull.

I wish that my fic in other writing would get more reviews (hint, hint ;))

 

[Spinor]

Grante. Everyone says it's so bad, you go through the shame of having Steve locking it. :O.

I never saw it and I'm afraid of finding out if that came true after what happened today. ;_;.
______

I wish

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied!

I wish I knew three things that I didn't already know about Diego Rivera or Frida Khalo.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. They're things that were better left private.

I wish for a wireless N internet instead of G+.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, you can't use it. You just have it :P

I wish for a snow day!

 

[Spinor]

Granted, it only snows on your house strong enough to crush you.

I wish I laid Miley Cyrus.

 

[Ekeshum]

granted, but miley has already done millions of guys so its not special.


i wish to go back out with my ex.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but she breaks up with you again after one minute.

I wish for monkeys to eat Ekeshum's pies.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but the Monkeys eat your pie too.

I wish that I could dissappear.

 

[Exiled~Shadow]

Granted, but you cant re-appear

I wish for a new hat (lame, i know)