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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted. However, it has no Vitamin C and eating the ham gets you so full that you don't eat anything else for a while afterwards. During that time, your body just lacked the amount Vitamin C needed so you get very ill for about 3 weeks. Also, your parents/guardians believe that it was caused by food poisoning so they never let you have Tavern Ham again.

I wish for a stop sign.
 
granted, but you make racist jokes and everyone shoots you

i wish i had ev pokemon
 
Granted. All of your Pokemon are EVed whether you know it or not, since EVs are gained whenever a Pokemon gains experience. Sure, they're not trained in the right stats, but you didn't wish for that, did you?

I wish for I had an external hard drive.
 
granted, but it never works

i wish for my first eevnt pokemon
 
granted, but its hot and melts over your new £1000000000000000 shirt

i wish i had a giant half man half chiken squirell
 
I tried but i failed.
I wish that i could find the perfect gum flavor.
 
And you get somebody that walks in front of you with rabies and you laugh :/

I wish I could live forever!
 
Granted but you got so boring your all alone.
I wish i had the power to heal myself.
 
granted but the pop tarts taste like turd
i wish the earth imploded and started anew
 
Granted. However, it took billions of years for life to form the first time. Another few hundred million for human society to show up. Just when this all happens to the "new" earth, the sun reaches the end of its "life" and the earth is engulfed; no more advanced than we are today.

I wish for a sunflower.
 
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