Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. They're all male. I don't exactly see how this is a corruption, but whatever.

I wish that I wasn't so self-centered.

 

[GardevoirsLover]

Granted, but then everyone else turns self-centered.

I wish male gardevoirs don't exist anymore.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Since only male Gardevoirs existed, no Gardevoir doesn't exist at all.

I wish for a green helicopter.

 

[Comic Tragedy]

Granted, the green of your helicopter started a riot in southern thailand. Appatently it reminded them of some bad memories >.<

I wish for world peace, and a better tomorrow.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it only lasts till tommorrow and unfortunately you slept in tommorrow.

I wish I could redo my spring break.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It happens like those Christmas specials you see on TV where they relive the same day over and over but only the one who wished to relive it remembers the events that happened and everyone else forgets.

I wish for my spring break to be a day longer. 3 days starting from Wednesday is not enough.

 

[HoneyBubbles]

Granted, but you're summer break wil be shorter. (Aw, your spring break is short! Dx)

I wish my dog would play fetch with me.

 

[Barney.]

Granted, Grab a stick ~

~ I wish I had some cheese and wine.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted but your cheese falls into the wine and the chemicals react and the next thing you know KABOOOM!

i wish to keep it real

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. If you've ever watched Dave Chappelle's "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" sketches, then you'll know how this will be corrupted.

I wish for a paintbrush.

 

[Mitchman]

You got a paintbrush but no paint! HA!
I wish for a cow that produces the best milk ever.

 

[GardevoirsLover]

Granted, but when you make cheese, the cheese is a lie(Damn portal joke!).

I wish for a prinny.

 

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Granted, but when I throw it at you it explodes D :

I wish for a pet hawk. : 3

 

[GardevoirsLover]

Granted, but it pecks your eyes out.

I wish I had a drawing tablet.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It requires 50 AA batteries to run for an hour.

I wish for determination.

 

[GardevoirsLover]

Granted, but then you can't determine life or death.

I wish for 500000000000 AA batteries for my tablet.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The government wonders what you could be doing/plotting with all those batteries and you are arrested and interrogated by the CIA for suspicion that you may be plotting a threat.

I wish there was a seed.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted but you put all of them in at the same time and it over loads. nice going

i wish to be a butt doctor

 

[GardevoirsLover]

Granted, but you start to get brain damage for various reasons.

I wish I wasn't bored...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now, from now on, instead of being bored, you'll be asleep. Good luck surviving school since your head will be bitten off every 5 minutes since your asleep.

I wish for an ANGELTYPE/Gift Touhou plush.