Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I love hot dogs, so I eat you.

I wish that my new headphones were slightly bigger.

 

[ShadowLeader]

Granted but they are too big for your ears so you cant use them
i wish i had some pie

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The crust is made from cardboard.

I wish for more calcium in my diet.

 

[Spinor]

Granted. The extra 42 Kg of Calcium kills you

I wish Condition: DLTMS0 G> TCTI = True.last @ Godotscript

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You cause a paradox by wanting 0 to be greater than infinity and we all die.

I wish for the collision of 2 Falcons.

 

[Spinor]

pc.falcon is= Invalid#Object
Godotscript.runtime:= Access Denied

I wish for a cup of coffee.

 

[Xelios]

Granted. The coffee is boiling and burns your mouth, even then you drink it, sadly it's poisoned...

I wish I had a truckload of computer games...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Big Rigs: Off the Road Racing. Oh, yeah. I went there.

I wish I knew what they were thinking when they allowed that to be sold.

 

[Xelios]

Granted. They were thinking that some persons like you, would readily buy it because you can't handle real racing of the NFS.

I wish I was in a good resturant with WiFi without WPA2....

 

[Ashbox]

ok...but you barely get any signal

i wish for a larger attention span....

 

[The Apprentice™]

Granted but now you pay attention to every little annoying detail

I wish for the new DSi with platinum

 

[Zeffy]

Granted, but when you play it it explodes and destroys the whole world.

Lets see my wish should be something easy.

I wish that the next poster will die (crossing fingers)

 

[ruby]

It was a double cross, not granted.

I wish you'd write me letters.

 

[Charliezard]

Granted, but I won't send em...
I wish I could go to the moon.

 

[XXXBurningStarIV]

Granted, but you forget your helmet and your head explodes. =[

I wish I had a mint chocolate chip milkshake.

 

[Zeffy]

GRANTED but it was expired for 5 years.

I wish Pokemon was real.

 

[Xelios]

Granted, but then tyranitar comes and blows you up in the sky ala Team Rocket.

I wish i had a Core i7 Computer.

 

[oblueknighto]

Granted, but then the new i7 comes out and your current i7 then has a lower worth than $20.

I wish someone ruins my wish horribly by not ruining it horribly because that isn't fun.

 

[Xelios]

Granted, but as you do not understand what you have written, you go mad thinking what you had written..

I wish that the next poster sees Transformers thousand times.

 

[Charliezard]

Granted but it wasn't the movie, it was something completely diffrent in my head called Transformers that went for .01 of a second...
I wish that my wish could be granted without being corrupted.