Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but hes obsessed with the 80's. and a stalker.

i wish for denial

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but you refuse to believe that your wish came true.

I wish I had some tea.

 

[ALC_Allstar]

Granted, but the tea scalds your throat into gooey substance.

I wish I had a chocolate pie.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but it's not chocolate. lol

I wish for a swimming pool in my backyard.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but theres no water in it

i wish i had a cookie... *cries*

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but there will be no more cookies. If you eat it, there will be no more. No one will ever have a cookie again. :(

I wish I had a swimming pool filled with Jello.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but snorlax ate it.

i wish i had watched sleepy hollw during the day

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but it was still scary.

I wish my stomach would stop growling.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, you no longer have a stomach. you starve as a result.

i wish it were easier to come up with short, sweet, and uncrackable pokemon riddles

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but Pokemon no longer exists. *GASP* =(

I wish for a Plush Teddiursa and a Plush Phanpy. <3

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but your house burns down taking them with it

i wish the worst thing in the world would happen to me (good luck corrupting that)

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted. It happens twice.

I wish for a Piplup to put out the fire.

 

[donavannj]

Granted... however, after putting out the fire, the Piplup dies, and freezes your feet into place, while also bursting into an icy inferno.

I wish for a cat that doesn't try to make me eat it.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but it's Chow Mein.

I wish I had a DSi (that isn't broken.)

 

[donavannj]

Granted. However, whenever you try to turn it on, it turns into a Tamagotchi system, which is streaming illicit material.

I wish for a new hinge for my DS Lite.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but you lost the charger.

I wish for an apple.

 

[mhadz0021]

Granted.but it exploded.and you can never have an apple again.

I wish pokemon were true.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but you live next door to someone who owns a Metagross.

I wish I had a box of cookies.

 

[donavannj]

Granted, but the cookies are laced with poison.

I wish for a rainbow colored cookie.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but the taste is a combination of grapes, blueberries, limes, lemons, oranges and apples.

I wish for the fruit I mentioned.