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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, but a year later you get hung and die again.

I wish I had an apartment in Moscow.
 
Granted, but you end up having to give it up on the same day

i wish I had a pet rock /srs fayse
 
granted but then it dies

i wish i wasnt you
 
Granted, but you end up being used as in it as a human lance.

I wish for a brand new quality checked high definition plasma screen TV
 
granted but u cant open it

wish i had something other then cold ramen to eat right now..
 
granted but then it snaps shut on ure fingers

i wish i had nice parents
 
granted but ure plan fails and they kill u

i wish i wasnt of the undead
 
Sure, but you're having Freddy Krueger nightmares. Sucks.

I wish my peanut butter would last forever ;3;
 
Granted, but the government declares peanut butter a disgrace to your country and will kill anyone caught with it.

I wish the History Channel would show a documentary on the Battle of Stalingrad already.
 
Granted, but you don't learn anything and grow up to be an idiot.

I wish I had my own propaganda poster with a picture of me holding a baby on it.
 
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