Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it SUCKS!

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted
Now you're dead
Enjoy the afterlife :D

I wish i had a pet bunny named spanky :<

 

[A Pixy]

I will thank you very much. So it din't really corrupt, did it?

Yes, but then it starts spanking you.

I wish brentalfloss made his AWESOME LYRICS TO EVERY SONG IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY!!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Because there are like THOUSANDS of doujin games out there with unique music along with the thousands of games out on the mainstream market already, he gains the power of immortal life and subsequently dissected in a lab when it is discovered. IS THIS THE FATE YOU WISH TO BRING UPON HIM!!!? :[

I wish for fixed glasses.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted
But you lose them


I wish My wishes couldn't get corrupted, And that this wish would have no loopholes and couldn't get denied, and would never expire so that all my wishes would be wonderfully...un-corrupted for all eternity >:D

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Your wishes will never be corrupt again. However, now you must use requests in this thread instead of wishing. If you try to wish, the other person will interpret it as request.

I wish for a cane that dispensed soda.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but its a flavor u hate

i wish i was me

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you like being yourself so much, you die of starvation.
I wish I could tell my crush my feelings to him.

 

[KUROXFAI]

Granted but then he/she turns out to be gay

i wish people werent so biased bout gays lesbians

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but now theres even more bias..ism... against girls. (why didnt i just go with sexism?)

i wish there werent database errors

 

[Maxedg8s]

Granted, but now theres bugs! :D

I wish for a new cellphone... I left mines on the bus. >.<

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but just then you find your other one and had to pay 100 dollars for the new one. Money that could've gone to HGSS.

I wish every Street Fighter Character was in Super Street Fighter IV.

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but to many characters broke the game.

I wish Nintendo made a game about me.

 

[Maxedg8s]

@ This name is exactly 36 letters long: I barely have enough for Platinum. D:

@Bad2Grim: Granted, but it comes out 6-bit.

I wish for the best corrupted wish anyone ever said. xD

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but its to large to post

I wish for a ant hill on my head.

 

[Zero_]

Granted, but they now controll your mind...
I wish I had a girl friend...

 

[Maxedg8s]

Granted, but then you get rejected. >.<

I wish for a cookie. :D

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but there's ants in the cookie

 

[Gazza]

^ has no wish

i wish for a tuna mayo sandwich

 

[ReddishDegree]

opps lol no wish

Granted, but instead of mayo i put blood

I wish my other post had a wish