Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[A Pixy]

Granted, but then it gets a Buddy Code system with 600 numbers per game.

I wish I could NSBWii more... :'(

 

[KUROXFAI]

Denied because i feel EVIL

i wish i was friend with Dr. EVIl

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but he kills u cause he's E.V.I.L

I wish cows laid cheese eggs.

 

[KUROXFAI]

Granted but chickens layed milk

i wish there was only me on earth

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but then u begin going mad and went suicide.

I wish u never went suicide.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but then you find yourself falling off of a bridge.

I wish I had NSMBWii, and a Wii at that.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted
i wish u to commit seppuku

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but u go to jail for tempting me to suicide.

I wish my stomach never got cut.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but now your chest is cut.

I wish I could draw.

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but u draw like crap.

I wish I had the power to freeze time and space.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but u get frozen also

i wish i wasnt u

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but now you are ADOLF HITLER!

I wish I could draw REALLY FRICKIN' WELL!

 

[Gazza]

granted but you can only draw bullfrogs

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted... but what ever your wish was it goes horibly wrong.



i wish for some else to post ( ha! something that cant go wrong )

 

[Gazza]

denied because i posted again lol

i wish i didn't forget to wish

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then it goes horribly wrong

i wish i had been there when the vodka ware house collapsed

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

denied cause i cant alter the past.



i wish i could...

 

[Negative-Zero]

FAIL IN LIFE

i wish i had pie

 

[Goron]

Granted but its the same pie from the episode of spongebob.... It's a bomb

I wish my wish would be denied

 

[Negative-Zero]

i wish to not have a wish