Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, but someone turns off the TV when it's getting good.

I wish StarGirl would stop obsessing over her vajayjay. >:C

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then u start obbsessing over them for her

i wish i new Rob Zombie

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but he eats you.
I wish I had a great wish.

 

[Negative-Zero]

GRANTED BUT YOU DONT GET ANYTHING FROM IT

I WISH STARGIRL WULD STOP TALKING ABOUT HER VAGINA

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied because im mad
i wish i didnt now SilverStilletto or however u spell it

 

[Negative-Zero]

GRANTED BUT SHE KNOW U

i wish to have controll over the whole world....... the possibilities.....hehehe...

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied
i wish the world was not such a Bi&^H

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's an ***hole now.
I wish I was a Werewolf.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then i stuff u and put u on Ripleys Belive it or not

i wish i wasnt dead

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you're a yeti now.
I wish I could be a demon.

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied because u r only halfdemon

i want to know InuYasha

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but he dies of fright.
I wish I was a healer.

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied

i wish to get shanked in prison

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted... But you get saved by a rabbit.
I wish I was an icecream cone.

 

[Goron]

Granted, But you land in my hand and I'm very hungry.

I wish i had more ice cream.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but my icecream people poison it, thus killing you.
I wish I was a fruit cake(the food).

 

[Goron]

Granted, But before i die as i lie on the ground dying of poison, I grab you and eat me thus you die with me.

I wish i had a car that could take me to mars.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but I steal it thus scarring you for life.
I wish I could make any object float.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but u crash drunk while still on earth

i wish i was in jail

 

[Goron]

Granted but you share a room with Slashey the Slasher. The man who cuts people who share cells with him.

I wish i could be president