Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[KUROXFAI]

denied because u stole mah design

i wish to kill Jerry Springer

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you're life become meaningless afterwards.
I wish I could turn back time.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, buy you get younger as you do it.

I wish I had a PS1 that worked.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but I trade it with my brother's sticky one.
I wish I could watch life go by faster.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but you die in 10 seconds.

I wish I could fly.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you freeze and get hit by a plane.
I wish I had a brain.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I could reach in the computer and HUG each and every one of you.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but its a pervy hug

i wish 36^ wasnt pervy

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but everyone turns pervy.
I wish I was a scarecrow.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted and u start to get ure limbs pulled off by rabid crows

i wish i wasnt rabid

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you become schizophrenic.
I wish I was an omly child.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but your parents make up for it by buying 20 parakeets which are really annoying.

I wish Karl Marx was alive.

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied because u took mah wish

i wish u didnt wish mah wish

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but an elephant takes it.
I wish my gamer brother would go away.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted

i wish mah bi''c''y sister would go away

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you suddenly decide you miss her terribly.

I wish I had 4000 dollars.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but the wind takes it away.
I wish Fanboy and Chumchum would disappear. T_T

 

[Goron]

Granted, I'm not even gonna put a consequence ether cause i hate that show.

I wish i had a Metal robotic arm with awesome weapons stored inside.

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted but it kills you.




i wish for a mod to post here.

 

[Goron]

Granted but they ban you.

I wish my allergies would leave