Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Live in Color]

Granted, but you go along with it.

I wish that the next episode of anime I watch will be epic.

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but it's yaoi.

I wish for three more wishes.

 

[kcrew]

Denied, because you could wish for three more wishes, and eventually the world would collapse from too many wishes.
I wish for internet to last forever.

 

[Skyline_333]

Granted, but the internet takes over the world and wipes out all life.
I wish Pichus with grenade launchers was a real multi-award winning movie.

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted, but it's the last place award.

I wish that I had a billion dollars.

 

[Suicune23]

granted, but its monopoly money

i wish that i would be a suicune with a mew as girlfriend (lol)

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted but you turn into a girl
i wish i had more games for my dsi

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted, but they are all cooking mama games.

I wish that I had a billion corrupt free wishes! :)

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted but they all have to be about killing yourself,
i wish that this wish would be corrupted

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

I wish for peace on Earth.

 

[Suicune23]

granted, but the marsians are attacking the earth
i wish i would had a real electric type pokemon

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted it's a Pikachu, but it dies in your mouse trap.

I wish peace in the universe.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, but in the next giant-robot-tournament-of-universal-natural-selection, (a la Bokurano) we get wiped out.

I wish I could get a better sig for PC (actually, no I dont, I think its pretty awesome!)

 

[Suicune23]

granted, but the sig is too big so it gets blocked

i wish the squirrel scratte from ice age 3 would be real and still live

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, it's still alive until some old man decides to kill it.

I wish for a calzone.

 

[Suicune23]

granted, but the calzone is full of stinky socks
i wish i could go sleep in the next 5 min minutes

 

[Halberdier]

Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish for cake. So delicious and moist.

 

[Cursed Cubone]

Granted, but it's made of salt.

I wish that Ash matures in the next season.

~ Nick .​

 

[Halberdier]

Granted, but he gains malignant neural fibrosis and suffers a slow painful session in the hospital before he dies from a radical operation that the doctors didn't have much hope for anyways.

I wish pokemon special became the mainstream and only pokemon anime

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but because that's not how it works, ROCKFALL EVERYONE DIES.

I wish people wouldn't copy my DENIED image. D=