Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, but it's yaoi.

I wish for three more wishes.
 
Denied, because you could wish for three more wishes, and eventually the world would collapse from too many wishes.
I wish for internet to last forever.
 
Granted, but the internet takes over the world and wipes out all life.
I wish Pichus with grenade launchers was a real multi-award winning movie.
 
Granted, but it's the last place award.

I wish that I had a billion dollars.
 
granted, but its monopoly money

i wish that i would be a suicune with a mew as girlfriend (lol)
 
Granted, but they are all cooking mama games.

I wish that I had a billion corrupt free wishes! :)
 
granted, but the marsians are attacking the earth
i wish i would had a real electric type pokemon
 
Granted it's a Pikachu, but it dies in your mouse trap.

I wish peace in the universe.
 
Granted, but in the next giant-robot-tournament-of-universal-natural-selection, (a la Bokurano) we get wiped out.

I wish I could get a better sig for PC (actually, no I dont, I think its pretty awesome!)
 
granted, but the sig is too big so it gets blocked

i wish the squirrel scratte from ice age 3 would be real and still live
 
granted, but the calzone is full of stinky socks
i wish i could go sleep in the next 5 min minutes
 
Granted, but he gains malignant neural fibrosis and suffers a slow painful session in the hospital before he dies from a radical operation that the doctors didn't have much hope for anyways.

I wish pokemon special became the mainstream and only pokemon anime
 
Granted, but because that's not how it works, ROCKFALL EVERYONE DIES.

I wish people wouldn't copy my DENIED image. D=
 
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