Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Erudition]

Granted, but its twelve years old.

I wish for my wished to be denied ;-;

 

[Eos Aduro]

Granted, your entire life has become a paradox.

I wish I could sing well

 

[Code]

Granted, but nobody recognizes your talent. XD

I wish for flying pigs. XD

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but they fly all around your house and poop all over the place

I wish for some dynamite.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but you blow yourself up~

I wish more people would bathe in the awesomeness that is Osu! ;3

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but other great things get forgotten.

I wish I have my week back.

 

[Open the pod bay doors Hal]

granted but you have to liive it agian 10 times worserer

i wish this wish was either corrupted, denied or granted.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Granted, you wish becomes corrupt, because I go back in time, and alter your original wish, which was for a flying pony, to your current wish. So, it was all granted, corrupted, and denied at the same time.

I wish for better skiis.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, however, I steal them.

I wish for a Flamberge.

 

[Gazza]

granted but you accidentily poke out your eye while using it :O

i wish for a hug :D

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but its from a smelly bum

I wish for a loyal female subject

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but she's a rat.

I wish good luck for the next poster.

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but the luck last only for two minutes

I wish for the burnt smell to go away from my room.

 

[donavannj]

Granted, but your room smells like roadkill now.

I wish for a ham sandwich right now.

 

[Jayster23]

Granted but the ham was poisoned so now you suffer from food poisoning.

I wish i had a wish

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted, your wish is to be a talking fungus in a forgotten forest.

I wish i had more music on my netbook

 

[Jayster23]

Granted but all the songs you got were twinkle twinkle little star and I'm a Barbie Girl

I wish i was king

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but you are then assassinated.

I wish for a chocolate bear.

 

[Jayster23]

Granted but it's so rich that it had to be destroyed

I wish for a clone

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's a clone Arceus and you're put on all trade blacklists on every single notable Pokemon forum for life.

I wish I knew everything I had to about Tender is the Night.