Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Suicune23]

granted but your mom cut them off

i wish i had an hamster like hamtaro

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but her gets taken by the government to find out what makes him tick.

I wish i had a pots and pans robot.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it gets destroyed by a flamethrower.

I wish I had a new flamethrower.

 

[Tsuki.Blossoms]

Granted, but it only spits out a tiny lil' flame.

I wish that I could have a horse like Umagon. :D

 

[ShyRayq]

Granted but i dont know who or what Umagon is.

I wish i had a bicycle with no wheels

 

[Erudition]

Granted. What you have here is a broken bicycle, Sherlock.

I wish that the melody that I play puts my sister asleep xP

 

[ShyRayq]

Granted but your sister will never wake up! (that might be good but whatever)

I wish i had 5 things that looked like chocolate

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but you can't eat it. D;

I wish for a new skin/layout for Pokecommunity.

 

[ShyRayq]

Granted but the layout is made up of pictures of Amy Winehouse!!

I wish i had a laptop

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but it's already full of viruses that it takes you forever to get rid of.

I wish for a magic lamp.

 

[Erudition]

Granted. It's something called a "Lava Lamp." Knock yourself out ;3

I wish for a pineapple.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish for something cool to put on my desk.

 

[Poreotix]

Granted but it it melts in 5 minutes :3

I wish for a new phone :)

 

[Opposite Day]

Granted. You are now the owner of a Phione-plushy, the legend with the base stats of Glalie.

I wish for a new top hat.

 

[facepalm95]

Granted, you're top hat explodes for no reason

I wish for a better webcam

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but it has hidden programs that expose you 24/7

I wish i had a talking tree

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it only talks to your neighbours and it spreads lies and slander about you.

I wish glitter makeup was illegal in this country.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted, but you move to another country.
i wish that my little brother wasnt so hyper.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but your parents adopt a little sister who's even more hyper than he was.

I wish there was something fit to eat in the house.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, it's fit to eat YOU.

(Groan, I know you want to)

I wish I was better at puns.