Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Gazza]

[lame]granted but from now on you ccan only speak and type using a Pun[/lame]


i wish i had mad PS skills

 

[Suicune23]

granted, but your Playstation breaks after 2 hours
i wish i knew how to get to the last 2 ruins in spectrobes for Wii

 

[Lockmaster24]

granted but your wii crashes and you lose all your saved data.

I wish I had a never ending supply of a soft drink of my choice

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but its all you can have thus giving you diabetes

I wish i had a talking pumpkin hat.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but it's always being an idiot and making you look like one too.

I wish I could convert these stupid FFTA2 mugs into FEGBA mugs without looking stupid.

 

[Opposite Day]

Granted. You lose your power of sight, thus preventing you from looking (stupid). : D

I wish for total rulership over Deviantart.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

That in itself is a corruption. Have fun dealing with deviantArds.

I wish for Marshtomp.

 

[Jordan]

I'll finish your wish: "...to go die alone." :'<

I wish for a cherry tree in the woods.

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but you can never look at the cherry trees

I wish i had a talking hamburger

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it never shuts up. EVER.
I wish I had something for my toes.

 

[ShyRayq]

granted but now you dont have any toes! (snip)

i wish i had scissors with big fangs

 

[Opposite Day]

Finishing wish for you: "...stuffed down my throat." Np mate : D

I wish for every smell to smell like the opposite, kind of like that hamburgers would smell like cherry, and vice versa.

 

[ShyRayq]

granted but you dont have a nose anymore! (snip)

i wish i had blood i can suck

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it was disease ridden, and makes you die.
I wish I was gay(as in HAPPY).

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but this leads to a terrible series of puns -.-

I wish that I knew what World war III was going to start from.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but discover you're the cause.
I wish I could sing like Rick Astley.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted. Lulz, that's screwed up in itself. People would lol at you forever.

I wish my library would have all the Hercule Poirot books. >_>

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but they're never in stock every time you check.

I wish that "Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted" was more user friendly o3o

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, it's now "don't make a wish".

I wish I could think of a wish that couldn't be denied or corrupted properly.

 

[Erudition]

Granted.
(No seriously... that's my corruption o3o)

I wish for a simple one-word response!