Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Ninja Caterpie]

Denied.

I wish my throat was better.

 

[Opposite Day]

Kk, I'll feed your trout and hopefully it'll get better.

I wish for Germany to be able to alter history and win world war 2

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

It's getting waaay too easy in here.

GRANTED.

I wish that these wishes would be more fun to corrupt.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but instead of making it fun, it gets duller and duller to the point of erasing yourself from the world because of the dullness of yourself. O.o

I wish I got something to do.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Dying is the "in" thing kids are doing these days. ⊂(ﾟヮﾟ )

I wish I could learn other languages easier.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted but you forget it just as easily

i wish i could tink of a b etter wish than this one

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but it slips your mind.

I wish that the next poster spoke in riddles.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but no one can understand me...
I wish I knew how to fly off cliffs.

 

[kittykitten]

Granted but do a crash landing.
I wish i was a cat.(LOL i've already started:Fleas,Dandruff,etc.)

 

[perfectmonster]

Granted, but you get mauled by a dog.

I wish for a pink ladder!

 

[Jordan]

Granted...though I can't see how much more corrupt it would get.

I wish for a John Thune.

 

[Arukas]

Granted, but the john thune you receive is black >;3

I wish i had a hover car

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Granted, but it later breaks down over a lake and then sinks and you nearly drown.

I wish HeartGold/SoulSilver would come out already....

 

[jigglyppuff8]

It is out. IN GLORIOUS NIPPON.

I wish ^'s name had a space or something. It's stretching the Legacy postbit. >.<

 

[Erudition]

Granted. It now has the word space in it o.o

I wish that I could have manipulation of time and space.

 

[kittykitten]

Granted,but you float into space and can't breathe.
I wish I had the whole collection of warrior cats.

 

[perfectmonster]

Granted, but they fight against you

I wish for another wish!

 

[Opposite Day]

Granted. Just wait a sec and you'll be able to post after me.

I wish for the next poster to lose their kidneys without that causing any consequences for me, anything even remotely related to me, or the universe I live in.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but the explosion of my kidneys somehow makes the nearest universe implode and set on fire, igniting your universe and causing it to explode too, which technically is a consequence of the nearest universe imploding, not a consequence of the loss of my kidneys.

I wish I had my very own pet polar bear, which would not kill me, harm me, or cause any negative consequences for me in any way.

 

[Erudition]

Granted. It's stuffed o.o

I wish that people would not try so hard to make an uncorruptable wish o.o