Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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granted, but it only lasts a few seconds and they go back to their old ways o3o

i wish i had a whole bunch of alot of cash so i can buy me an amazing adorable awesome thing
 
Then the bank burns down in a terrible fire started by a panda bear.


I wish I had a glass of milk.
 
Alright, but now your own post looks out of place.

I wish that I was a rock.
 
Granted,but your broken into cement.
I wish someone would post in my thread.
 
Granted,but you can't breath in oxygen.
I wish i could make a virus pokemon.
 
Granted, but your computer never allows any trace of it to ever leave your hard drive ever. Also, your computer gets the BSoD every time you try to show it to someone. (Even if your computer is a Mac).

I wish for a coat hanger.
 
Granted. A large angry man named Ramon has just come to your house, taken your silverware and television, and caught you finding out what was happening. You are currently tied up in a chair, and silenced with duct tape.

I wish for more duct tape.
 
Granted, but all of it sticks to your hand.

I wish for a better future for our posterity.
 
Granted, but now you have to go to Swahili. They say it's extremely hard to learn.

I wish there was a nearby field of sunflowers which I could skip around in.
 
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