Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Erudition]

Granted, however, it only exists in your dreams.

I wish I could undo the fabrics of time and space.

 

[Gazza]

granted but you undo your own birth :D

i wish for less fillers in bleach (b'.')b

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but the series ended because of it. =(

I wish that there would be less snow here in Virginia..

 

[Åzurε]

Granted, but now Virginia is bipolar like Texas and all your cattle die of heatstroke... wait, what?

I wish for a Ninetails.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Congrats, enjoy them.

I wish for...the one that got away...

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they were dead. =(
I wish I had some cookies.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but Santa eats them.

I wish for a magical feather duster that can conjure snowstorms ;3;

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's the same color of the snow and you drop it.
I wish for poisonous cookies.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Your family eats all of them before you have a chance to. They all die. Incidentally, your fingerprints are all over the container they were in.

I wish for a little green notebook.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but I burned it.(I had an urge to burn)
I wish I had a match.

 

[Akari]

Granted, but I put it in your dark cave and it's wet.

I wish that I had a party of five.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Congratulations, you have a party full of the number five. What's your favorite number?

I wish for...a genie, so that I can make my own wishes, mwahahahaha!!!!

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted but the genie loves playing "Make a wish and have it horrible corrupted"


I wish i could see the future

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but he kills you for so many wishes.
I wish I didn't have allergies.

 

[Erudition]

Granted. Instead you have a weak immune system.

I wish for some jigglygoodness.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it leaves you forever.
I wish I wasn't ninja'd by Pink S.

I wish i could see the future[/SIZE]

Here's your grant: the future makes you go insane

 

[Erudition]

Granted, however, he "beats you" instead ;3; (rolf, they're the same thing -.-)

I wish to obliterate all words beginning with a vowel ;3;

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but the wish overdid it and now there's only cuss words available. ;3

I wish for butter.

 

[Erudition]

Granted I give you butter... some one who uses their butt ;3;

I wish for terrible puns like the just made.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but they're so terrible nobody likes you anymore.

I wish for the below poster's wish to be granted without corruption.