Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[MarstheCar]

Granted but it never happens.(April Fools)

I wish I didn't feel like a stalker right now.

 

[WonderGirl]

Granted, but you know you still are.

I wish I had a Pokemon plushie

 

[Jordan]

Granted, but it'll be in some else's possession until further notice.

I wish for a music box that has no sound.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, it's a box full of sheet music.

I wish for some Lenin-scented cologne.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but you're allergic.

I wish I had chips.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted. They're chips of paint.

I wish to be assassinated instead of dying a natural death.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. But, in order for it to be it to be considered an assassination, you have to be of some kind of importance. So you are now the chairman of PETA.

I wish for tea too.

 

[RCMF13]

Granted. It has orange juice mixed in with it.

I wish for this insainty to STOP RIGHT NOW.

EDIT: I wish for these typos to STOP RIGHT NOW.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but life stops. It just stops, never to move again.
I wish I had a Jigglypuff in SS.

 

[Scratch and Grounder (SSSSS Squad)]

Granted, But then you lose your game. FOREVER! Bahahahahahha!

We wish we could capture sonic and get a PROMOTION!

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you get promoted to Robotnik's chair.
I wish for cough drops.

 

[Scratch and Grounder (SSSSS Squad)]

Granted, But you're allergic!

I wish we got promoted from being a chair...

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but now you're a table.

I wish that cats can talk.

 

[Scratch and Grounder (SSSSS Squad)]

Granted, now they just swear at you all the time.

I wish Robotnik was skinny.

 

[WonderGirl]

Granted, but now you're fat.

I wish I could drive already

 

[Scratch and Grounder (SSSSS Squad)]

Granted. You're now 94 years old.

I wish Sonic was dead.

 

[NikoBelic999]

Granted. You're now 94 years old.

I wish Sonic was dead.

Granted. He comes back.

I wish I had straight A's...XD

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but now you have no social life.

I wish that the moon would turn pink instead of blue.

 

[NikoBelic999]

Granted, but we have to destroy it.

I wish there was more machamps...XD

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but they all began Mach kicking your house down.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Cheerios