Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[lx_theo]

Granted, but, sorry Reisen, you're now a boy, but everyone thinks you're a girl.


I wish for Pi.

 

[Eldrei]

Granted, but you won't be able to divide.

I wish I can slam a bot.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Normal is not very effective against steel...

I wish for Black Hellfire.

 

[Eldrei]

Granted, but it will turn into rainbow and makes you gay.

I wish I can have some fun!

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you'll suffer of arthritis and muscle cramps.

I wish I'm Elvis.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted. You're now dead.

I wish "tengo muy casa" was made a polite greeting in Spain.

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted, but the people in Spain still find it offensive.

I wish I had all of the games ever made for PlayStation 1 and 2, and a PS3 to play them on.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but as soon as PS4 comes out, all of those will be worthless.

I wish...
(just grant it)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted.
BUT YOU DIE.
:V

I wish for a Farewell Flower.

 

[uskelly]

Granted! But it... Explodes?

I wish I had a... -looks around- a Big Mac!

 

[lx_theo]

Granted, but its a Big Mac, so one bite in you have a heart attack and die.


I wish to be a master of debate

 

[shot571]

Granted but your skills are too great. You argue with everyone and everything and people think your an ***hole and you get upset and feel lonely.Then you go crawl into a cave and.... die.

I wish Charizards base stats were upped to what they deserve to be.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it now evolves at lvl 100, making it unobtainable without cheating.. So using it will be against the rules.

I wish chocolate was naturally pink.

 

[lx_theo]

Granted but now it never caught on and you've never heard of it before or ever again.

I wish to have the power of paradox fixing time travel.

 

[NOOBLMAO]

Granted, but the power exhausts all the usable energy in the universe and everybody dies.

I wish to be omnipotent.

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted, but the power exhausts all the usable energy in the universe and everybody dies.

I wish to be omnipotent.

Granted, but none of your powers actually work, no matter how hard you try to use them.

I wish I could install Windows 7 on my PC with no difficulty whatsoever.

 

[Jordan]

Granted, but it turns out someone did a bait-and-switch on the Windows 7 installer with a Windows ME one. :L

I wish for a Sunday Cowboy.

 

[lx_theo]

Granted, but its nowhere near you and you become like me, and not know what that is.

I wish for eternal prosperity

 

[NOOBLMAO]

Granted, but Weird Al takes a bite out of your jugular vein.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I wish the guy above posted a wish ;_;