Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Saitou]

Granted, but you suffocate, but live.

I wish for a portable house.

 

[PG Tips]

Granted. But you become heterochromious. :D

I wish for longer hair.

 

[Saitou]

I'm sure someone said that to me or I saw it somewhere. I hate that word.

Granted, but it will be very long that "stuff" get stuck on it.

I wish for 3D eyes!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but I was the one who said that :D

I wish.

Also, what kind of "stuff" are we talking about?

 

[Saitou]

Poop, dirt, and the such

Oh yea, you did. Lol.

Granted, but you don't.

I wish I can transform into anything.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, you're now pink.

Actually, I don't wish.

 

[PG Tips]

Granted, you get stuff.

I wish for cake. Yummy cake, not the Pokey kind.

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted, but someone else ate it in front of you!

i wish to be invisible!

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted, but your only invisible to yourself

i wish i had awesome wings

 

[Helena]

granted, but those wings are made of cheap plastic.

I wish for a new keyboard

 

[PG Tips]

Granted, it comes with coffee cups with small holes on the bottom.

I wish everyone's wishes would be granted!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but they're all corrupted in various original and hilarious personal ways.

And you die.

I wish that wouldn't be some kind of suicide.

 

[Pazuru]

Granted. It's a Homocide, and you're the culprit.

I wish I had money.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, have a Monopoly game.

I wish for Turkish pepper.

 

[Dark Pulse94]

Granted, but you sneeze it all away...

I wish that this wish does not get granted (woot! paradox!)
also, next person to grant my wish, i divided by zero

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, your head explodes.

I wish for tuna.

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted. actually, it isn't granted

I wish for AMV hell 5 to come out already!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it's horrible.

I wish for infinite spelling errors!

 

[Saitou]

Granted, but we all like those errors and we start using them. /lame

I wish for x-ray eyes.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but you're under arrest for obvious reasons.

I wish for brown beans.