Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Flyboy]

Granted, you die of a tumor the next day
I wish that I could have a dog army.

 

[Dark Pulse94]

granted, they eat you

I wish to be invinsible

 

[destinedjagold]

^
Granted, for a few seconds.

I wish I have a stable connection... >.>

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are now in a stable relationship with the gender of your preference. You're connected.

I wish that my router didn't screw up its DNS so often.

 

[Martins]

Granted, but now the router itself is not starting.

I wish all the beaches in the world freeze!

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but now kids have another way to destroy stuff: frozen sand.

I wish for a penguin.

 

[Binary]

Granted. But it's actually me in a costume.

I wish for a huge bowl of Ice Cream.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted but now you're severely lactose intolerant.

I wish my cough would go away.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but it spreads to your best friend.

I wish I was the most popular guy in the world.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted but now you're the only person left in the world.

I wish it was the weekend again.

 

[Negative-Zero]

Granted, but its 11:59 on Sunday

I wish that black and white came out in English sooner.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted but the game comes with a severe glitch that unables you to pass through the first town.

I wish I had some creativity right now.

 

[Dark Pulse94]

Granted. but nobody likes it, not even you.

I wish for 1/0

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. Also, Your formal outfit is taken away, you shrink down, and it gets put on again.

I wish I don't have a little brother.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are now the youngest brother.

I wish for a rice boiler.

 

[Jordan]

Granted, but it's Made In China.

I wish I had a MAL account.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but the staff decided to block recieving and sending e-mails from and to you.

I wish jigglyppuff8 is a mod at PC.

 

[Jordan]

Granted. He'll mod a new COOL&CREATE subforum in Japanese Entertainment where no one visits and eventually be removed. Also, he gets banned for raging over it.

I wish I had a future.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. He'll mod a new COOL&CREATE subforum in Japanese Entertainment where no one visits and eventually be removed. Also, he gets banned for raging over it.

Wow. That's really rough. I'm not sure how jigglyppuff8 will react to it.

And your wish is granted. You'll be sitting in a sidewalk wearing dirty clothes and a paper bag that says "Please donate!"

I wish there was more than 1 artificial planet. There is already one called the International Space Station.

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, but it was hit by a comet and flew down to earth, and landed in your face.

I wish for GODLINESS!! loljk. I wish that I had someone to kill right now...