Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[TJgamer]

I grant your wish....that is, until the earth randomly explodes on you!

I wish to go swimming with the water Pokémon.

 

[Regeneration]

Granted, but there shall only be Magikarp.

I wish I had a pet tiger cub.

 

[The weird]

Granted but the tiger become bigger and swallow you up

i wish to have tongue like a shellder

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but because you had this tongue you were locked up in a room and trapped there while scientist did horrible experiments until you died!

 

[The weird]

wish granted but now you never exist ever again
i wish for pink eyes

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but because you had wierd eyes you were killied by me because i couldn't take it anymore!

I wish that the world was mine!

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, but everyone under your command killed you.

I wish to have an infinite amount of RC Cola.

 

[TJgamer]

Granted, but you try a mentos experiment which causes all the soda to explode!

I wish I could understand Pokémon language.

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but you now can't speak human language

I wish that i created an awsome game that everyone will buy!

 

[mishy.]

Granted, only for your game to break down after a month of use and thus all games being returned.

I wish for a Lloyd Plush.

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but it came alive and told everyone how he hated to be hugged or shoved into a corner of a room and walked out of your house and was never seen again... until the army blew him up!

I wished that i was born and lived in japan!

 

[TJgamer]

Granted....but you're born during World War II and get bombed.

I wish for all countries to be liberated.

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but a war breaks out and kills all! :(

I wish i was famos but not rich!

 

[mishy.]

Granted. but now you have the paparazzi following you to figure out your secret.

I wish for a PS3

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but it was broken...

I wish I could work with game freak!

 

[TJgamer]

Granted.
But your boss is really nasty!

I wish for an iPad.

 

[mishy.]

Granted. However, it gets water logged.

I wish I knew where my phone was.

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, but when you found it it exploded violently in your face.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[TJgamer]

Here's your cookie, just watch out for Cookie Monster who'll eat you and-
*You get eaten*
...Too late.

I wish I had a Banette doll.

 

[Cutlerine]

You get your doll, but it's actually a load of maggots held together in the loose shape of a Banette, and they devour your family.

I wish I was the son of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.