Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[^SuitUp^]

Granted, but you don't have a bed.

I wish I could use cool Pokemon moves!

 

[Misheard Whisper]

You can, but you're stuck vomiting up Toxic constantly for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to do this stupid Spanish homework. :x

 

[The Last One]

ok, now you have chinese homework ( 10x as hard :p )

I wish for 3 wishes

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! But you wasted them all on cheesy poofs, chocolate chip cookies and a Playboy magazine subscription. :D

I wish school was over already. :P

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it re-starts tomorrow.

I wish Netto would buy me this thread for my birthday O:<

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! But then you lost the thread in a pile of yarn. XD

I wish KFC wasn't so expensive. :)

 

[Unknown#]

Granted, but their food is now poisonous

I wish I had some more wishes

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, but you may only wish for death

Can summer just come now?

 

[Unknown#]

Sure it can, but it'll last only a day and be the last summer in history.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied

I wish that the above paradox wasn't so easy to create @-@

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, but now it is impossible to do anything.

Can I please date all the hot chicks in the world?

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. *Hands the above poster a bucket of fried chicken* Go wild.

I wish I could have that ten seconds back.

 

[Pokepal17]

Granted, but you waste ten second while waiting for that ten seconds you get back. :3

I wish I could play an instrument. :3

 

[███]

Granted, But All The People Who Accept Registrations For Taking You Into A Band Rejected You And Died With In A Fire That Was Built By Zombie Dolphins.

I Wish To Be More Stupid.

 

[Pokepal17]

Granted, and you become so stupid, you tell me the secret to your username. lol

I wish I could have a rabbit. :3
And dying in a fire is my phrase. lol

 

[███]

Granted But It Became A Zombie And Use Became A Zombie Bunny And Died In A Fire.

(I Always Use Dieing In A fire Reference.)
I Wish I Was A Bunny.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but you get shot by a hunter and eaten.

I wish I wasn't bored out of my mind right now.

 

[Pyrax]

Granted, you find something fun to do - but you end up getting exterminated by Daleks.

I wish this sentence was not true.

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! It's a blatant lie. :D In opposite world.

I wish today was Opposite Day. :)

 

[тнз_ᴜᴨᵳoᴙgıvӡи]

alright granted, since it's going to be opposite day,the world DOES end...oh wait that was yesterday, errr.....

i wish for a faster internet.