Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Gabri]

Granted, but then you turn 71.

I wish I had a corrupt wish.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied.

I wish that people would stop using the words wish and wishing and wishes and wished in their wishes.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but someone ignores this rule and puts it anyway. >-<

I wish for a PS3...

 

[Exzessiva]

Granted! But it would remain with your sister for most of the time.

I wish I get good grades.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. All the eggs you recieve are grade A. That good enough for you?

I wish for a more sarcastic witt.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but people don't know if your being sarcastic or witty.

I wish for Spaghetti!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it comes to life and start inhabiting your digestive system.

Cookies plz?

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied. I did not see any wishing involved O:<

I wish everyone blatantly stated that they were wishing.

 

[xelarator]

Granted, but you got so bored you shot yourself in the head.

I wish for cookies!

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted but you have so many you get fat and no one likes you.
I wish I had a better wish than this.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Your wish now appears "better" to the general public.

I wish for a change.

 

[xelarator]

Granted. Now everyone will deny your wishes from now on.

I wish for a fish to slap people with.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, you now have people to slap fishes with.

Can I have cookies then? :D

 

[xelarator]

Sure, too bad they're POISONED.

I wish for a sword.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Sure, too bad it's POISONED.

...I wish that wasn't a good thing from your perspective.

 

[xelarator]

Denied, a poisned tip sword is good, unless you cut yourself.

Now, I wish for a shield.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied.

I wish that the next poster would deny my wish.

 

[dudedude1]

DENIED! But then I deny my deny so your approved or should I say granted!

I wish I could bend reality....

 

[A Pixy]

You break by bending it too far.

I wish I could sit in an empty void with a white floor and a blue sky.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it hurts your bottom to sit on the white stuff, and you can't find a chair.
...Also your legs broke.

I wish for cupcakes.