Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[shinysweety]

Granted! But they invent something new called Boom where the whole of earth fights each other.

I wish for a cat.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted. Here ya go:

Spoiler:

I wish for a smartphone.

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! But i come over to your house with my new mutant cat and he eats your new phone xD

I wish to be part human part cat.

 

[-Jared-]

Granted. You have the body of a cat, but the mind of a human! Enjoy your lack of opposable thumbs and inability to communicate with humans!

I wish my car tire wasn't flat. -__-

 

[Ineffable~]

Granted, but your brakes are cut now.

I wish I had a pet ferret to give to my friend.

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! But the Ferret is a evil mastermind and destroys you. xD

I wish for a headband with cat ears.

 

[Ineffable~]

Granted, but it's made out of paper and doesn't look good and doesn't stay on your head.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.

EDIT: Post #4444. :D

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! But you just ruined the corruption fun and locked this thread D:

I wish I was a cat.

 

[dudedude1]

Granted but cats can't type so you can type on PC anymore!

I wish I wasn't addicted to this thread.

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! But this thread get's locked and you are very sad.

I wish to look like Zoe from Mew Mew (Zoe is the girl in my avy)

 

[Ineffable~]

Granted, but she's actually a Ditto so the cute pink haired character is not what she actually looks like. Also you get the appearance of a Ditto but you don't actually become a Ditto so no transforming for you. You're just a silly little blob. :3

I wish my computer would stop freezing. @_@

 

[-Jared-]

Granted! But now it is melting instead. :\

I wish my dinner would cook itself. xD

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! But it cooks tea pots and egg shells and your phone x3

I wish for my cats to make a kitten litter :3 (awwww)

 

[-Jared-]

Granted! You now are the proud parent of a new bag of kitty litter! It's the clumping, odor reducing kind. :3

I wish the weather was rainy here.

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! But after 2 minuets it becomes a huge storm with power cut and a huge twister.

I wish for a hello kitty top ^^

 

[Ineffable~]

Granted, but a kitten eats it before you even have the chance to try it.

I wish my computer would stop melting. :(

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! But now it starts freezing again.

I wish for a pet pony! (called Sugar)

 

[Ineffable~]

Granted, but little do you know she's actually made out of sugar, so the moment you give her a bath, she dissolves and dies.

I wish for a working computer that isn't ten years old. D:

 

[dudedude1]

Granted you get a computer thats 11 years old and runs extremely slow but works!

I wish for a good idea of a wish.

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! but that wish you wished just got corrupted and destroyed the world! whahahahahahahaha!!!!