~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Pure Essence]

Granted but the alien converts you into another of it's kind.

I wish for a real rotom-dex

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but the rotom dex won't shut up and follows you everywhere even the bathroom.

I wish that all pre historic creatures stop being extinct

 

[XNaut]

Granted, now the prehistoric creatures are rampaging around the world.

I wish I can teleport.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted, but everywhere you teleport, you get fused with the molecules in that spot every time you teleport, displacing your own molecules and eventually destroying your body.

I wish I could become an omnipotent god

 

[XNaut]

Granted, and then the omnipotent goddess comes and defeats you.

I wish traveling was free.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but now cars and other public transportation means break down. So you have to walk. It's free like it always is.

I wish I didn't feel tired

 

[The Castaway Pariah]

Granted, but now you can never stop drinking scalding hot coffee.

I wish that everything I write down comes true AND that it matches my intention. No funny business.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but you also die, so yeah....

I wish I didn't have to do school

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted, but then you forget how to read

I wish I could control time

 

[string555]

Granted, but you can only fast forward in time, and it goes out of control and you watch as the entire universe falls apart. :O

I wish I could fluently talk with any kind of organisms.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted. You can say "Wuss Poppin Jimbo" to any organism now.

I wish I didn't feel sick

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but then you get every known virus in the world

I wish I could read peoples minds

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but then you get sent to an asylum.

I wish cars did not exist.

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, now you have to bike

I wish people liked my memes

 

[string555]

Granted, but it's only 2 people that like them. :P

I wish I could have a vacation somewhere else.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, and two hours later you get kidnapped.

I wish to see my cat again.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but it hates you now

I wish that none of my wishes get corrupted.

 

[XNaut]

Granted but first, you must survive a zombie apocalypse.

I wish I was good at playing an instrument.

 

[Mooshgo]

Granted, but when someone hears you play, they become deaf.

I wish pokemon would come to the Switch right now.

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but it's full of bugs, very unpolished and not finished, there's a bunch of new Pokemon that look like the designs a 6 year old would make and they split it into two versions for $60 dollars each. Then in a year they will release the complete version for 60$ each again.

I wish that I had robot slaves that aren't fully sentient so they can't rebel against me