Massive Dilemma Alert

[Maya]

Pineapple doesn't belong anywhere near a pizza. Just calmly explain to her she'll have to change her preferences.

 

[Somewhere_]

Get a large pizza and have pineapple on half of it and whatever topping you like on the other half. Everyone wins that way!

that isn't the only issue

the girl has a fundamentally destructive mindset. some stupid compromise can't circumvent this central issue.

 

[Lunar]

So James, it's been two days. How'd it go? :O

To Angie and everybody involved in this thread I would like to thank you for your help. The date was successful (I believe) and there was not one word or consumption of Pineapple Pizza, long may this continue.