+//May Daily Chit-Chat\\+

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Yes, the subkect of 'coffee' in a love letter is very curious indeed...Anyway, as Lily said, it's entirely up to you, Hitori. =D
 
Frostweaver said:
It's certainly killing me due to curiosity. Coffee + love letter? lol, sounds interesting really.

And I don't see you much in DCC either >O Aren't you "too busy shopping" cause gold is "hard to find" in gaia? pfft...

Hey, I got on because you told me to. >P

I lurk in DCC occasionally; you simply fail to see me.
 
Lily's a Gaian, and I wasn't informed? Give me a moment to process this new intel.

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Traitor! Traitor! *drags Lily to Stalingrad, tosses her off a boat, and shoots her with a PPSh-41* Death to traitors! *shoots Lily again* TRAITOR!!! *shoots Lily some more*
 
o_o Traitor? Me? I'm a what now?

*drags Jack down with her whilst drowning in blood* :D I'm taking you with me. >O
 
Lily, incase you haven't yet realized that the phrase "drowning in one's own blood" refers to asphyxiation from the filling of the lungs with blood and not the same process by way of one bleeding out so much that their surroundings are completely submerged in blood. It is of note that red blood cells cannot regenerate quickly enough to cause an infinite stream of blood from a gaping wound, but, rather, our supply is finite and slow to grow when deprived, limited to roughly twelve pints in an average human body. I am sure Jack, who will not drown in your own blood with you from your final, futile act of revenge but, rather, receive no more than minor scrapes and bruises, will be the first to attest that the point of guns and swords being used as weapons in the first place is their ability to cause massive and rapid blood loss. So, in summation, Jack wins, you lose, dying the loneliest of deaths reserved only for Gaia traitors.
 
Lily said:
o_o Traitor? Me? I'm a what now?

*drags Jack down with her whilst drowning in blood* :D I'm taking you with me. >O
You heard me the first time, Lileh. You ish a traitor~! >O

*emerges completely unscathed, then shoots Lily in the head with a Tokarev TT-33* Just putting her out of her misery~ >D
 
Jack; don't be so hasty--she was a perfectly good source of cheap labor. I, for one, prefer to work prisoners until they are made completely invalid by the intensity of the work they're subjected to. Lily would have been especially fun to make into a servant, as she could be put into all sorts of awkward situations for our amusement, but, unfortunately, I see that as impossible now. If she's still alive after your last mercy killing, I'm afraid the gulag medical center is ill-equipped to save a person from this type of injury as, of course, the entire point of these Siberian concentration camps is to work peasants and dissidents to death.
 
Chair-sama, you cannot possibly expect me to deny the phrase, or rather, the incident simply because you have referred towards topics pertaining to internal organs, when I was blatantly speaking of external environments. If Jack shot me repeatedly and I was to fall out of the boat, that specific area of the ocean would be a mixture of blood and water as well as other insignificant components; granted, the solution itself would be highly diluted but the phrase 'drowning in one's own blood' literally translates, or should I say, refers to what is happening right now. Jack's probability of escaping unscathed is relatively high, but alas, you forsake one important detail: I am Lily, what I say goes, and thus I acclaim Jack is to die with me in the deep abyss of the ocean, regardless of contradicting scientific explanations. So, in conclusion, I win, Jack gets second place, and you, Chair-sama, die a painfully agonizing death by random sharks for being biased against Gaians and innocent, virtuous 14 year olds.
 
Alan said:
Jack; don't be so hasty--she was a perfectly good source of cheap labor. I, for one, prefer to work prisoners until they are made completely invalid by the intensity of the work they're subjected to. Lily would have been especially fun to make into a servant, as she could be put into all sorts of awkward situations for our amusement, but, unfortunately, I see that as impossible now. If she's still alive after your last mercy killing, I'm afraid the gulag medical center is ill-equipped to save a person from this type of injury as, of course, the entire point of these Siberian concentration camps is to work peasants and dissidents to death.
*checks Lily* She's still alive and in working condition, even with a 7.62x25mm TT round lodged in her brain. We'll be sending her off to Kolyma ASAP. >D

Lily said:
Chair-sama, you cannot possibly expect me to deny the phrase, or rather, the incident simply because you have referred towards topics pertaining to internal organs, when I was blatantly speaking of external environments. If Jack shot me repeatedly and I was to fall out of the boat, that specific area of the ocean would be a mixture of blood and water as well as other insignificant components; granted, the solution itself would be highly diluted but the phrase 'drowning in one's own blood' literally translates, or should I say, refers to what is happening right now. Jack's probability of escaping unscathed is relatively high, but alas, you forsake one important detail: I am Lily, what I say goes, and thus I acclaim Jack is to die with me in the deep abyss of the ocean, regardless of contradicting scientific explanations. So, in conclusion, I win, Jack gets second place, and you, Chair-sama, die a painfully agonizing death by random sharks for being biased against Gaians and innocent, virtuous 14 year olds.
My, you are a sore loser, Lily. XD

First off, Stalingrad (or Volgograd, if you wanna be like that) is not by the ocean; it lies on the west bank of the Volga River, which is nowhere as deep as an ocean. Second, you forsake one even more important detail: I am Jack, what I say overrides what you say, and thus I decree you to be shot in the head and sent off to work in a gulag in northeast Siberia. Lastly, I win, you're banished to Siberia for the rest of your unnatural life, and Alan gets to live for having the temerity to go up against a guilty, immoral 14-year-old Gaian.
 
Lily said:
Chair-sama, you cannot possibly expect me to deny the phrase, or rather, the incident simply because you have referred towards topics pertaining to internal organs, when I was blatantly speaking of external environments. If Jack shot me repeatedly and I was to fall out of the boat, that specific area of the ocean would be a mixture of blood and water as well as other insignificant components; granted, the solution itself would be highly diluted but the phrase 'drowning in one's own blood' literally translates, or should I say, refers to what is happening right now. Jack's probability of escaping unscathed is relatively high, but alas, you forsake one important detail: I am Lily, what I say goes, and thus I acclaim Jack is to die with me in the deep abyss of the ocean, regardless of contradicting scientific explanations. So, in conclusion, I win, Jack gets second place, and you, Chair-sama, die a painfully agonizing death by random sharks for being biased against Gaians and innocent, virtuous 14 year olds.

Do not lash out at me because of your poor choice of phrasing, Lily. You have nothing to blame other than your own poor ability to convey ideas, and I am beyond amused to see what this deep dissatisfaction with yourself drives you to do. Ha! HA! I laugh, and, if all goes well, you are at present feeling all the more insecure about yourself! HA! Your omnipotence is nothing in the face of my superomnipotence, which, as you may infer from the name, supercedes the omnipotence of all other mortals, you included. And, Lily, do not dare claim to be immortal, as you have already proved yourself very far from that by your admission that it is possible for you to drown in your own blood. You are a plaything of my reality, and I place you in whatever scenario I wish, and I happen to prefer a Siberian gulag to a boat. It is a far more fitting place for someone who is such a traitor to our cause to die, but, of course, a boat guarantees a far greater success rate, as, if the gunshot itself does not tear your organs to shreds, the incredibly microbe and virus-ridden waters of the ocean will slowly cause you to waste away from the cellular level, and, if it should be that you haven't the ability to swim long enough to either die in the water from these causes/be salvaged by a Cambodian cargo ship whose crew will lock you up in the darkness and plan who knows what for you until you die of illness, you will either drown from exhaustion or the very sharks you so foolishly attempted to sic on me smell the blood which draws this most fearsome predator magnet-like to its prey and mangle you with an abandon that can come only from being a gigantic, soulless, bloodthirsty fish. I will merely summon them afterward and ride them to one of my many hidden island paradises where I will celebrate my final victory over you in a luau which will continue until either I die or the world itself fades away in unworthiness to be the planet which I reside upon. In short, me > you.
 
Gah..I'm not going to bother fending off two people who disproves every single thing I say. Nothing would be fulfilled in the end.

So I'm going to be a sore loser and pretend this never happened, and wait for someone who will not refute everything I say and instead hold the capability of replying back in a cordial, friendly matter. ._.

*runs off crying*
 
Lily said:


So I'm going to be a sore loser and pretend this never happened, and wait for someone who will not refute everything I say and instead hold the capability of replying back in a cordial, friendly matter. ._.
That's gonna be one long wait.
 
..You're all against me. .____.!!!
 
You should have thought of this before you landed yourself in a Siberian death camp, ma'am.

Remember, Kids:

GOING TO GAIA DOESN'T PAY
 
Why do many share the same antipathy towards Gaia?

(I do not go to death camps...but rather, high school, which is equally as bad).
 
I really don't care about Gaia one way or the other...I just jumped in because Alan and Lily were already here and I'm bored. XD
 
Who's to say PC isn't the same?

It's..a forum, after all.
 
I meant forum-wise, not the simularities/differences between URL.
 
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