Hey! Absol's have feeling's to you know ;_;.
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Absol @ Life Orb
Trait: Super Luck
Rash Nature (+SAtk -SDef)
EVs: 80 Atk / 178 Spd / 252 Sp.Atk
- Thunderbolt/Flamethrower
- Swords Dance
- Night Slash
- Ice Beam
EVs put it at 230 Spd, outrunning Adamant Breloom and everything slower (Tyranitar, Gliscor, etc.)
Besides, 80 Atk EVs is all I need with Swords Dance on here.
The Thunderbolt/Flamethrower option is just for whatever you see as being a bigger threat to this thing:
Bulky Waters or Steels not named Heatran.
*Calculations*
Night Slash (Post-Swords Dance):
66.81% - 78.57% to Bold Max HP/Def Blissey.
76.13% - 89.41% to Bold Max HP/Def Cresselia.
105.78% - 124.49% to Impish Max HP/Def Dusknoir.
Thunderbolt:
83.23% - 97.90% to Impish Max HP/Min SDef Skarmory.
63.45% - 74.62% to Bold Max HP/Min SDef Slowbro.
45.79% - 53.96% to Bold Max HP/Min SDef Suicune.
43.91% - 51.52% to Bold Max HP/Min SDef Milotic.
Ice Beam:
88.61% - 104.46% to Impish Max HP/Min SDef Tangrowth.
64.76% - 76.19% to Impish Max HP/Min SDef Hippowdon.
81.51% - 95.83% to Impish Max HP/Min SDef Donphan.
148.87% - 174.86% to Impish Max HP/Min SDef Gliscor.
Flamethrower:
45.56% - 53.85% to Sassy Max HP/98 SDef Bronzong.
62.36% - 73.35% to Adamant Max HP/Min SDef Metagross.
51.49% - 60.64% to Timid Max HP/Min SDef Jirachi.
176.84% - 208.19% to Relaxed Max HP/Min SDef Forretress.
83.23% - 97.90% to Impish Max HP/Min SDef Skarmory.
Yah.