[MMORPG] Awkward's Paradice

[Alistair]

Here is my idea of an MMORPG. I plan to start it as soon as I learn PHP, since it is a point-and-click MMORPG with non-moving sprites. It is similar to Kingdom of Loathing.

Story
You are sitting in your yard, doing nothing. Then, a couple of Awkward's desciples jumped out of the largest aircraft in all of Paradice, the Minima. They abduct youi and take you to their "secret" lair. There, they tell you that you are being forced to becoma a desciple of Awkward, by Awkward. The two desciples that abducted you tell you to go to the bathroom. They immediately follow you. "Shhh..." whispered Unnamed Desciple #1. "Everywhere is flooded with cameras and microphones, except for the bathrooms for obvios reasons." whispered Unnamed Desciple #2. "Awkward is slowly becoming ruler of the entire world. He has already taken possesion of the most powerful, yet tiny, set of islands in all the Polka-Dot Si, Paradice! Awkward has chosen you to become one of his desciples, and we plan to turn you against him. Will you become his most trusted desciple, and then defeat him and set all of Frogon Beta-12 free?" You graciously except, not even knowing who this Awkward guy is. Your adventures begin on Six Side Island.

Classes

~Poeteer
- Strength = Smoothness
- Weakness = Rageness
- SP Object = Pen of Personality

~Rockerer
- Strength = Rageness
- Weakness = Coolness
- SP Object = Guitar of Guilty

~Jazzician
- Strength = Coolness
- Weakness = Awesomeness
- SP Object = Saxophone of Sorry

~Skaman
- Strength = Awsomeness
- Weakness = Smoothness
- SP Object = Trumpet of Tyranny


Main Menu Objects

~Energizer Pack (Level): Your Energizer Pack is a large battery-shaped pack that is somehow essential for you to survive the wierd climate of Paradice. It's level indicates how many times you can play in a day. You start out with a level of 60 every day.

~Yellow Nails
~Red Bolts
~Blue Nuts: These three objects are the types of currency. Blue nuts have the least amount of worth, while yellow nails have the most. Chart below:

- 1 Yellow Nail = 100 Red Bolts
- 1 Red Bolt = 100 Blue Nuts

~Damagelessness Meter: Determines how much damage you have acquired. Once it reaches 0, you instantly end up back in your room in the "secret" Awkward Desciple lair.
There are three levels of damage. Here is a chart:

Purple = Best
Green = Halfway damaged
Orange = Deep trouble!
Black = Dead

~Uber Point (Meter): Your Uber Points determine what abilities you can use. The meter measures how many of these abilities can be used. Once it hits zero, no more special abilities!

Stats

~Smoothness - How well your character dodges attacks from enemies. Also affects how well you hit the enemy.

~Rageness - How hard you hit the enemy. Also determines how many times you can hit the enemy in one turn.

~Coolness - Determines what your opponents can hit you for. Also determines the amount of Damagelessness you have.

~Awesomeness - Determines when you hit the enemy. Also determines your Uber Points maximum.

Places

~Frogon Beta-12 - The planet that this takes place on.

~Phirushpan - The continent that you will be doing most of your missions on.

~Africanistanaq - The continent where special events occur and where you can do bonus missions.

~Six Side Island - The beginning point of the game.

~One Side Island - The final boss battle.
- Only point of interest is a huge tower that extend 1209 miles into space and manages to narrowly miss Gamulon Figure-E

~Ye Olde Jungle - Where you do missions 1-5
- This is a jungle that was taken over by the pilgrims on the lost ship, "Der E. Tard" The pilgrims have managed to make the jungle look like England with out taking any of the Jungle of of it. This jungle is on Phirushpan.

~The "Funny" Farm - Where you do missions 6-10
- The "Funny Farm is a farm for insane people. There are multiple areas, like the Field of Red Corn and Death Barn. This area was founded by Sir Laughsalot in the year 1992. This is located on Phirushpan.

~The Not-So-Great Chirleezen Wall - Where you do missions 11-15
- This wall was erected as a way to keep the people from Funny Farm and Ye Olde Jungle out of the Cherleezen territory. This territory is a small, enclosed plot of 9x9 mile land. This is a beautiful land of meadows, ponds, old tires and cacti.

~New New New New York - Where you do missions 16-20
- This city was built over the ruins of NNNYC, which was built over the ruins of NNYC, which was built over the ruins of NYC, which was built over the ruins of YC. This town is so industrial, any bench instantly becomes a teapot. Any toilet can become a boombox, too.

~Place of Places
- This is an area that has multiple areas in it from different types of nature. For example, it has the Sandy Desert, The Healy Hospital, and the Swampy Swamp. This is an area of peculiar intereset. Who knows how polar opposite areas of nature appeared here.

Bonus Areas

~Ceremonial Gazebo of Ceremony
- This is an area where you recieve awards and recognition for things you have done. One award is being one of the first 25 people to sign up. You can trade these awards, but the person you trade it to cannot put it in his/her Plastic Shelf of Ceremonial Awards.

~The Cinical Carnival
- This area opens up every September 14, the time the county fair opens in my hometown. Here, you can purchase rare items at extremely low prices. There is one thing though. You have to have had an active character for at least a year, and that character has to be at least level 40.

~Topical Paradise
- This area opens up after level 20. Here is a place to chat, and post messages. Basically, this is a forum in the game. You can also do PVP here, but you can only do it if you want.

~Vanilla Island
- This area opens up after you have acquired all 50 flavors of butt cream (The actual name of the item is the "A" word). You can aquire the 51st flavor, Vanilla. You can also shop here for rare items, at a semi-discounted price.

~Van Halla
- Once you have acquired a Rusty Van (gotten by beating Awkward five times), you can go to this place to meet up with other Van drivers. You can participate in betting for the best Rusty Van driver. (You only face the computer)

Missions and Objectives coming soon!

Credits
Inspiration: Jick
Story: Chimecho Dirty Little Secret, Me
Class Ideas: Chimecho Dirty Little Secret

 

[Yuoaman]

I think you spelt Paradise wrong... You spelt it "Paradice" it should be "Paradise"...

Good idea though!!!!

 

[Alistair]

Actually, Paradice is supposed to be spelled that way. (The names Six Side Island and One Side Island should be a hint)

 

[eve24]

I agree with yuoaman, it's a good idea! goodluck!:D

 

[Yuoaman]

Oh.... I get it now.......