Bidoof/Bibaral=Epic Fail. I liked Zubat better, since Crobat is somewhat of a epic win. >.>
Glameow/Purugly=Glameow sounds like Mario with a high-pitched voice and Purugly is just...ugly. Dx
Stunky/Stuntank=It's more ugly than and it's cry sounds like someone just sat on a whoopy cushion.
I could go on forever with failed pokemon.
Magicarp for being patheticly weak, Zubat and it's evo's for popping up everywhere in caves, the legendarys are ugly and pointless and Pikachu for being so popular yet so weak and useless (I only liked the surfing Pikachu. >.>), plus getting Volt Tackle is a waste of time for me, since it's just a eletric type double edge and the light orb is a pain to get if you don't have thief.
Who needs Arceus, a failed god while you have Mewtwo, the most epic legend of all?