The Title says it all. Post strange, weird, creepy, or disturbing Dex entries here.
Kadabra: It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra. (FireRed)
Just in case you didn't know this, Kadabra is the evolved form of Abra. You have to evolve Abra to get Kadabra, not turn some random person into a Pokemon. That only happens in Mystery Dungeon.
Parasect: It scatters toxic spores from the mushroom cap. In China, the spores are used as herbal medicine. (FireRed)
Wait, what? China is in the Pokemon world? I thought that the real world and the Pokemon world are 2 separate things.