(Okay, got some.)
BEHOLD! Now you shall all hear about some of my finest moments, lol. I just got some of these stories off of my old Funny/Embarrassing Stories thread. I'll post some more later.
At my old church, they had this huge game room in the back where the kids/teenagers could hang out and do whatever - even play sports! Well, my friend and I, being the really smart people we are, were chasing each other around throwing a flat soccer ball at each other. -_- Then she hit me in the head. Once my senses finally returned I picked up the ball and decided to kick it at her. Baaaaddd mistake. O_o Even though my aim is terrible, I can still kick stuff really high, which is exactly what happened. Instead of whacking her on the head, it flew up and hit this huge light on the ceiling, causing it to crash down onto the concrete floor! Ack... as if that wasn't bad enough, the guy I [used] to like walked in. *sweatdrop* And he never would've known I did it if some blabber mouth girl hadn't been standing there telling everyone, lol. :tired:
And no... the flat soccer ball didn't hurt you when you got hit with it. XP
Again, at my old church, (I did a lot of embarrassing things there) they were having a special party for all of the teenagers, and it was in the main building (which was huge). They had a guest speaker, which was this teenage guy that all of the girls thought was hot. >_> Of course, I sat on the very front row in the center with all of my friends. Well, eventually, he asked all of the teachers (For the different classes) to stand up, so everyone could know who they were. I didn't exactly hear the first part, only 'stand up'. Sooo... that's what I did. o_o; I cheerfully hopped right up, while my friends continued sitting down, staring up at me like I was crazy. They had to pull me back down before I realized that we weren't supposed to stand up. ^_^; It's not that embarrassing, it's just that there were over 100 people sitting right behind us, including the guy I liked. And I could even hear the people laughing. XD
This happened when I was out trick-or-treating once. I was walking down the sidewalk in this nice neighborhood, which was at the time, full of little children and people walking to different houses. Well, the part that I was walking on was the very side of the curb, which seperated the grass from the sidewalk. Too bad it was dark, and I didn't notice a huge hole right in front of me. XD I was going pretty fast, when I suddenly fell in and tripped right on the side of the road! And even worse, my foot got stuck, lol. I was perfectly fine, and managed to get up after a little while, but it was just embarrassing, and the streets were crowded with people, and cars with their headlights on. No telling who could've seen me, that I knew. My brother and his friend, who were both with me, couldn't stop teasing me about it later on...
I was with my mom and friend at my brother's boy scout camping site, and we were just sitting around the fire talking, etc. We were the only two girls there, so they were definitely plotting something. Well, I was just sitting there yapping about stuff, when the guys started laughing at something. I gave them a confused look, then turned around and right beside my face was this dead possum they had found, on a stick! They were holding it right in front of my face too. >_<; Naturally, I screamed my head off, and my friend and I both ran off and into our car. For a while, they stood around the car holding it up to the window until finally they gave up, realising that we were NOT going to get out any time soon. After about 10 minutes or so, when they were all sitting down again, we jumped out and walked back towards the fire. I remember having to go get something out of the car later, and then realised that it was locked! When we jumped out we had accidently locked it, and the only keys that we had brought were inside the car. So... we were stuck running away from my brother and his friends chasing us around with a dead possum for five minutes, until one of them came back with a dead vulture they had found. -_-ll *eye twitches* It was disgusting! FINALLY, their troop leader told them to stop, and we were safe.
About the car, we were lucky that our grandparent's lived about five minutes away, so they could drive over and give us an extra key.
This happened with my best friend once. Both of our brothers are in the same boy scout troop, and they were having a family camp out, so we got to go! Well, on the campgrounds they had this neat thing that you could ride on all the way down the hill. I was wondering if I could get on it, and my friend said 'Yeah! Some old man just got on.' Little did she know those seven words would haunt her for the rest of the camping trip. o.o; Apparently, that old man's little son and his friends were standing nearby and heard that, and they got offended. The little boy screamed out 'MY DAD'S NOT OLD!!!' then jumped off of this board thing and tackled her. Even worse, their older brother who my friend thought was cute was standing right there watching and laughing. XP Lol, through the rest of the trip, whenever those boys would see my friend they'd immediately start chasing her, and when they saw me they'd just snort and go 'Oh. You're just the nice one.' XD Lol...
Once, during another family camp out with the boy scouts, my friend, mom, and I were all sitting in our tent talking, drawing, etc. My little brother was asleep, so we were trying to be quiet.
Well, there was this really annoying boy there that liked me, along with half of his other friends. ._." They kept trying to convince my friend and I to play some game with them, and we kept saying no. Anyways, while we were in our tent he came up and started slapping/banging on the tent trying to get our attention, and this made us really mad because it would wake up my brother. (He was only little, and trust me, waking him up when it wasn't necassary was not a fun thing to do. o_o) He kept banging uncontrollably, and so I finally got up and walked out of the tent door. Right before I could tell him to stop, I tripped on this little string thing that was attached to the tent and fell right on my butt! XD In front of him and everyone else! My mom and friend were laughing, but he just stood there probably still banging on the tent. I think his head was too full of air to notice what I had done was both funny and embarrassing.
Even when I'm mad I usually end up being funny. >_>;
