Most embarassing moment

Yeah, lol. ^_^ And it looks like Missingno Baby's a klutz too, from reading her stories. Oh, and I have another one!

My friend and I were standing in line at the video store, happy because we were finally getting to have a sleepover and we found all of the movies that we wanted. I was innocently swinging my arms back and forth as I stood there, ready for the guy in front of me to hurry up. Well, since I wasn't paying much attention, and I was so close to him, my hand sorta swung a little too forward and whacked him hard right in the butt. >_>; He turned around and gave me a look like, 'What the heck didja just do that for?' All I could say was sorry. ._." Lol, I just know that he thought I was trying to flirt with him or something, but I promise I wasn't! It was just.. weird. o_o My friend wouldn't stop laughing after he left.
 
Ok another one!

Ok well I break things and knock things over so much my brother has decided I have a destructive arua as he calls it.Well as you know I dust and almost always break something.Well once I was dusting and hadnt broken anything yet.i moved away from a bookcase I had just dusted and five seconds later we all heard a crash.We all looked and something had fallen off the bookcase and broken!The first thing out of my mouth was 'I wasnt even over there!'My mother and brother thought this was pretty funy.My brother said 'It's your arua!It was slow today!'

Another dusting event.I was holding a lovely glass cat my mom had.I hadnt broken anything yet as always.Well I was being careful and I was holding it by it curled tail so I couldnt drop it.Well somehow I still manged to!Iy fell from my hand and smashed to the floor.My brother looked at it then me and bust into laughter.I gathered most of it up and took it to my mom who sighed and said 'Why this?' then told me to throw it away.
 
*sigh*I think thats all I can remember....

Wait I remember!Return of butterflyzilla!A few days ago I made a fool of myself again infront of my whole family.We were all outside talking when my dad saw a large orange butterfly.He pointed it out and I yelled It's Butterflyzilla Junior!After that I spent 10 minutes yelling about how it was out for revenge and watching its every move.I couldnt help myself.When I looked away cause my brother called to me I looked back where the butterfl was supose to be and it was gone.I said I guess he wasnt really out for revenge and I knew I had been stupid cause my mother and father were trying not to laugh at me.Needless to ay my brother didnt hold back on the laughter.
 
Ah, I know how it goes when it comes to breaking stuff. I just do not do well with irons, or ironing boards. Period. No matter where an ironing board is, I always manage to knock it over and break an iron, lol. There's no telling how many of my mom's irons I've broken, just because they got knocked to the floor... I broke one not too long ago, and she laughed and said, 'How many does this make?'
 
Kayleigh said:
Ah, I know how it goes when it comes to breaking stuff. I just do not do well with irons, or ironing boards. Period. No matter where an ironing board is, I always manage to knock it over and break an iron, lol. There's no telling how many of my mom's irons I've broken, just because they got knocked to the floor... I broke one not too long ago, and she laughed and said, 'How many does this make?'
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wow i've never broken an iorn.your better than me!
 
I've got one!

One day I was trying hard to look cool infront of my friend becka and my brother.I was doing really good but you see we have this truck that has an alarm.I wasnt thinking as I acted super cool when I leaned on the car.A split second later the car alarm went off and I jumped and fell forward onto the steps.My brother and becka laughed until my father turned to alarm off and we had to explain what had happen.
 
Two more!

My mom,my brother,me,and Becka were all outside.Mom looked up and saw some birds flying through the sky.She asked what those were and blurted out BIRDS!.Well they all looked at me and laughed.My mom said 'I know that,I meant what kind.'Becka pointed out that I had sounded like Bambi when I had said that and this got more laughter.Minutes later I was pokeing through some wood when I saw this big ol' bug.I showed my brother and we were grosse dout thinking it was a centapide.Well Becka picks it up and says 'It's just a Nightcrawler.Ya'll afraid of it?' It was her moment of glory,her first ever too when suddenly,she screams and thorw it in the air.Well my brother jumped back,I ran backwards screaming as well and waveing my arms like a nut.All my mom could do was cover her head cause becka had had it in her face when she had done that.It landed and we all asked why Becka had done that.She said 'Thats not a Nightcrawler!Nightcrlawers odnt have legs and that does!' We all bust into laughter asking if she hadnt noticed them beofre she picked it up cause we all had.Well minutes later my brother goes to get a drink of water from the hose.A sprinkler was on it so he had to take it off.Well he started to untwist it when it started shooting out water.After a minute he put it back and my mom asked if he turned off the water before he tried to take it off.He said 'No,should I have?' and then my mom gave up going inside saying 'I'm going in.The stupidity is contageous.' because all three of us had done something really dumb.We all remind each other of this still today.Then again it only happened months ago.
 
Lol, I just have terrible luck with them. And try not to double post, okay? There's a button on the bottom right corner of your posts where you can edit them, and add things. ^_^

Anyway, ooh. I've had a few experiences with car alarms, and car horns, lol.

My grandmother is also a klutz, and one time when she was at a restaraunt, she tripped and fell right into the salad bar! Everything spilled all over the place. I know where I inherited my clumsiness now. XD
 
Kayleigh said:
Lol, I just have terrible luck with them. And try not to double post, okay? There's a button on the bottom right corner of your posts where you can edit them, and add things. ^_^

Anyway, ooh. I've had a few experiences with car alarms, and car horns, lol.

My grandmother is also a klutz, and one time when she was at a restaraunt, she tripped and fell right into the salad bar! Everything spilled all over the place. I know where I inherited my clumsiness now. XD
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Oh thats good.I dont have any excuse for my klutzines.And I think I'm all out of stories.Oh and sorry about double posting.I'km not good at remembering to edit them.
 
Oh, it's okay! And well... I think that I'm even clumsier than my grandmother, lol. It's funny.

Maybe you can think of some more later! I've got another one.

I was with two of my friends at my brother's Boy Scout meeting, and everyone was sitting around the tables talking and stuff. My friend Stephanie was asking everyone this question: "If you were trapped in a car with nothing but a baseball bat, how would you get out?" She finally came to me and asked that, and I just smiled and replied loudly, "Bust the windows out!!!" Everyone started laughing and explained that if you were trapped inside of a car, all you'd have to do was unlock the doors. >_>; I knew that.

It was just embarrassing because everyone else got it right!
 
Kayleigh said:
Oh, it's okay! And well... I think that I'm even clumsier than my grandmother, lol. It's funny.

Maybe you can think of some more later! I've got another one.

I was with two of my friends at my brother's Boy Scout meeting, and everyone was sitting around the tables talking and stuff. My friend Stephanie was asking everyone this question: "If you were trapped in a car with nothing but a baseball bat, how would you get out?" She finally came to me and asked that, and I just smiled and replied loudly, "Bust the windows out!!!" Everyone started laughing and explained that if you were trapped inside of a car, all you'd have to do was unlock the doors. >_>; I knew that.

It was just embarrassing because everyone else got it right!
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Bust out the window?!HAHAHAHA!!Oh thats a good one!That sounds like something I'd say!:laugh:
 
Lol, I know! I just blurted it out without really thinking. It was just so funny because it was such a simple question. I have said so many dumb things like that...

My family has even turned my name into a verb, seriously. They'll call every sort of clumsy action a 'Kayleigh'. Like when my mom tells us to do something, she says 'Don't pull a Kayleigh!' or something, lol. That's how clumsy I am. XD
 
Thats funny.I got a few more that have to do with school.

I'm homeschooled you see.I have been for a few years.Well two years ago I had finished all my schoolwork and my brother was struggleing with what I thought was a simple question.I don tremembered what it was bit I remember the awnser wwas gonads.Well after a moment of him asking th question aloud I turned to him and yelled 'Gonads you idiot!Gonads!' He looked at me like I was nuts and bust into laughter.

Another time was that same year.We were doing english together and he was asking me for help.Well he asked me about something that had to do with E's.Well he was bugging me about it and finally I turned to him and yelled 'Yes an E!A big fat E!' He thought this was pretty funny and reminds me to this day.

Another time last year it was english.The teacher had told us to spell things backwards and say them aloud for no good reason that I can recall.Well I was going through things and my brother spelled my name backwards. it pelled out Idnarb.He shouted out Idnarb at me and told everyone in the house like he had made a great discovery.To this day he calls me Idnarb when we fight.
 
And here are a few more good ones.

Well my dad is half deaf and I seem to be some of the time.

One day my mother asked my to get a pen cause I was at her desk right next to some.I asked her what she said and she asked again.I still couldnt hear her so I got up and said 'You want a pan?!' My brother finally at the top of his lungs yelled"PEN!P-E-N!PEN!' I felt so stupid as I got my mom that pen.

My brother has this thing about calling my sir.Well one day he was in the kitchen which is right next to our living room which I was in.He was yelling studff at me and ending it with sir.Finally I yelled 'I am a mam!' He bust into laughter thinking I said 'I'm a man!' And as always he still brings it up to bother me.
 
I remember last summer...my friend was sleeping over. And we have a pool table in the loft, so I slept under it. And when I woke up next morning, I hit my head on the edge of the table, and fell asleep. This happened 3 times before I finally remembered to move before I woke up, so I crawled out and my friend was sitting there, laughing at me....lol...

puni puni~
 
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these stories r so funny!
for some reason i dont remember any embarassing moment
most of them r when i was little
and now i dont have that many
and some of them r somewhat funny and not..
sad eh!
 
I was at dancing and we went though this dance. And i got something wrong and i was bright red!
 
I was running down the halls because I was late for class once. And I was going through a crowd of people, so I slowed down. Then, I realized my shoe was untied, only..... after I tripped over. There were all these kids staring at me....0_0

puni puni~
 
flame_chi said:
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these stories r so funny!
for some reason i dont remember any embarassing moment
most of them r when i was little
and now i dont have that many
and some of them r somewhat funny and not..
sad eh!
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Hi Flame,so you cant remember any good embarassing one?I think I'm all out of my own....Wait I remember!

When I was 6 or 7 my brother was going through the freezer and I was looking for something in the fridge.Well the freezer door was open above my head and I didnt notice.I started to stand up and my brother accidentally whacked me in the head with an ice try and I fell on my butt.I burst into tears and started to get up again then I hit my head on the door of the freezer falling down again.Well when I finally managed to get up I felt stupid but I still ran to my mom and complained blameing my brother for it all.
 
Well, I pulled several 'Kayleighs' today... Lol.

My mom and I went to Subway, and I got a salad to take home. After it was paid for, I got into the car and we drove home. As soon as I got out of the car, I accidentally tripped and lost grip of my salad, and it spilled all over the driveway! Ehh... I just stood there dumbfounded for a minute, and then my mom started laughing. She said, 'We need a picture of this!' and ran and got her camera and snapped a photo of me standing next to my huge mess. We both laughed about it for a while, and she drove me back and bought me another salad. When I got there the lady who had taken my order seemed a bit curious as to why I was buying another salad, and I said, 'I dropped my other one...' As soon as I paid for the new one, she said, 'Make sure not to drop this one!' and we both laughed. ^_^; It was just funny if you had seen the whole thing.

Oh, and I also accidentally bought another sandwich right after my mom had paid for one. So we ended up with two, just because I wasn't paying attention, lol.

And, later on today my friend stopped by and stayed for a while, and when I was telling her about the whole salad incident, I spilled somebody's water! x_x Ehh. I'm having bad luck with Subway restaraunts and salads... I do clumsy stuff when I even talk about them.
 
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