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Murphy's Law of Online Chat

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    Come on, post whatever that comes to your mind! I'll start off...

    1) The activity starts right when you leave.
    2) What you ignore is where the activity is.
    3) The site is down only when you have something to post.
    4) That's not cheering. That's sarcasm.
    5) No fanfic ever survives a critic.
    6) PG-13 ain't.
    7) "Be Right Back" isn't.
    8) Reputation isn't.
    9) The modem fails only when everybody's talking.
    10) Anything you post criticizes you. That includes nothing.
    11) Your postcount is inversely proportional to the amount of your real life.
    12) Stopping a quarrel is like fighting for peace.
    13) If you want a moderator in a hurry, start double posting.
    14) Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
    15) Your art is rated best when no one's looking.
    16) People won't care about you until you say something wrong.
     
    *cries*

    They're all so...so true! Brilliant!

    *cries*
     
    Come on...post some more... I made this so people can continue it.
     
    17)when you download something from the internet. the download will crush at 99 %... ):
     
    18) The best downloads are the slowest.
    19) The successful downloads are always forgotten.
     
    20. The only time people really want to talk to you online is when you are not there.

    21. When you post something that sounds smart, everyone ignores it.

    22. When you post something that sounds stupid, everyone comments on how wrong you are.

    *can't think*

    EDIT: Numbers...
     
    23) The best insult is when you insult yourself.
    24) Your friend will leave only when you have something to say to him.
    25) File-sharing isn't.
     
    11) Your postcount is inversely proportional to the amount of your real life.
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    XD Sooo true.
    13) If you want a moderator in a hurry, start double posting.
    Click to expand...
    Where's the tip about SMod? :P

    *can't think of any*
     
    32) Your postcount is proportional to your internet quality.
    33) There is no such thing as ASAP.
    34) No post is as stupid as yours.
    35) There is no such thing as an original post.
     
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    36)always after you buy something expensive like a new comeuter game. you will find it after a month in 20% lower price then the price you brought it...
     
    38)when you buy a new cellphone. you discovered that after a month there's a new one better then yours XD
     
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