My granpa's pokemon rant...

[Yuoaman]

Ah I loved the entire thing, this needs to be immortalized.

 

[☆Patched☆]

:cer_laugh: Now THAT'S just pure comedy gold. I don't get why people are complaining though.
You have the funniest mind to make this!!! It's amazing! Of course, I love how you added the extra words like "Hooey".

 

[Akeraz]

I talk exactly like this to my freinds about pokémon.
Stupid new-gens..
Back in my day, Pokémon didn't have hold items and abilities.
It was all about the pure skill of the trainers..
why, i'll show you, young whippersnappers..

 

[Åzurε]

And what's with these monsters that roam around the whole region? I don't care if you are a legendary, you stay in ONE house or cave. YOU DONT MOVE. I tells ya, the whole world is loosing control.

I love it! ^^
this is getting sigged.

 

[Zennerick]

I loved reading this. Have you thought of making more 'grandpa rants'?

 

[Heather]

Wow i would of so laughed during that whole lecture.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Epic, epic win of sheer awesomeness.

=D

You old doofy, new Pokemon needs more strategy! You can do more than press fight now! >:|

 

[GunSaberSeraph]

I remember reading a topic with the exact same writing on Gamefaqs this morning.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=946308&topic=48683501

I'm not sure whether or not you're the same person who wrote this, but it's pretty funny.

 

[Idiot!]

We should all post what people say about Pokémon so that we can get good laughs

 

[Cap10Planet]

I must say... I agree with grandpa.

 

[Curt_09]

This was a truly awesome post, great for laughs.
What confuses the hell outta me is when I started reading the comments and hearing "Oh, your grandpa didn't say that!"
Come on people, it's a joke. And a mighty good one.
Kudos to you Darkly.

 

[Vyro]

I might make another one... this one took forever though...

 

[Zennerick]

We should all post what people say about Pokémon so that we can get good laughs

Yes! I second this motion.

 

[BenjiTheKid]

LOL

I can't believe some people are accusing the OP of lying. This was obviously just made to be funny. ;]

I LOL'd. Because, sometimes, I actually think that way. XD

 

[kingofjokers]

right on 0.o well some of it not all i rather have color than just green.

 

[Superjub]

Even though this is most likely not true, it was pretty funny XD

My favourite part was to get a 'Chickchar' was to get a Monkey and throw it on a bonfire. XD
Anyway, I found it pretty hilarious. :D

 

[Vyro]

this was so much fun to make...

 

[KnilShadowLink]

The "Throwing a mankey in a bonfire", was the best comment xDD ahahaha that was great (But one question why do you have to hate 2nd gen pokemon? ehh ah well it was a good rant"

 

[Capt. Couch]

That was great! It was definitely worth a laugh. :D

For some of the posts I've been reading in this thread though... Over-analysis fail.

 

[Vyro]

Thanks for the comments!

and as for those of you that just don't get it...


GET OUT!