my house was broken into!!!!!

[Porygon]

thats something i always say to ppl with big websites

I don't have a big website X.D

 

[Pikachu Fan38]

i woke up and there was a man standing in the hall!!!! i screamed and my dog attacked him!!! he ran down the street still being chased by my dog.

my family woke up and called the police. they never found him... i`m so happy that my dog, tessa golden retriever, was there! shes a hero! that was the scariest that had ever happened to me in my life!!!![/QUOTE]

That's what you call a good dog.I wish I had one

 

[John Denver]

My churches piano played once had someone break into their house...it was funny though, cause the guy who broke in was actually excaping from a previous house he was trying to break into but the owner of THAT house beat him away with a bat so the breaker inner was all bloody so he went to break into the piano players house to try and hide from the cops when the piano player guy came down the stairs and said "what are you doin here" and the guys like "please don't hurt me" and the piano player's like "I aint gonna hurt you so let's cal the cops now" and the breaker guy is like ok that's fine so the cops came and everyone was happy except for the breaker inner guy I guess since he was goin to jail and all...

I must congradulate myself...I just put several paragraphs of information into one horribly put together sentence...

BOO ya!