PandaMonium66
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I have rated this story 14+ for Mature/Suggestive themes, Bad puns that may very well harm your very being, Cursing, High levels of violence, and a Vulpix who is very Passionate about those of the opposite sex.
I began writing this a month after it came out; each new chapter came with each part of the game based on my second play through. I have changed a lot from the original storyline, new sub-plots, new stories, new characters, and a lot of the existing characters have been changed. If you do not wish to partake in these shenanigans, please leave now and take your shenanigan frowning self to another fic. Also, good luck to anyone who figures out all the silly references. Mother is your clue.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Asayake
Chapter 1:
Pokémon World
I lay huddled in a slump on the damp grassy plain, I hear a voice calling out… but I cannot tell what it is they are trying to say, I am just lying here, half asleep, and for some reason, I am in much pain.
"Hey! Wake up!" that voice… it is getting louder…
"Please… wake up…"
I got up slowly, and looked around, only to find myself looking at a Charmander.
"That's good! You're awake, for a second there I didn't think you were going to make it. That was an awful fall you had there."
Quickly I jumped back,
"Y…You can talk?"
She looked at me funny,
"Well of course I can talk, I'm a regular Charmander, just like you are a regular, average, every day, run-of-the-mill Eevee."
I looked at her funny,
"I'm not an Eevee, I'm a human!"
The Charmander looked at me as if I had completely lost my mind.
"A human? That doesn't make much sense, not much sense at all to me, just look at yourself."
Slowly and reluctantly I looked down only to see paws and fur, I looked in a nearby puddle, only confirming her assessment, I had been turned into an Eevee.
"No…That's not possible! The last thing I remember was me, being a complete 100% bona-fied human, and now I'm a Pokémon!"
The Charmander walked over to me, and put out her hand.
"Well, whatever, my name is Lane, Lane the Charmander, and you are?"
I looked at her and shook her hand
"I'm Alexander, Chisholm."
She twitched a bit when she heard me say my name, struggling to hold back her laughter, but eventually she just let go.
"Alexander! That's a weird name! I like it!"
"Help! Someone please help me!" An awfully distressed Raichu ran toward us, yelling for help as loud as it possibly could. The Raichu kept running toward us and before we new what happened, crashed into me knocking me over stopping it in its tracks.
Lane helped it to its feet, "Are you alright?" she chuckled.
The Raichu looked distraught, and then sat down,
"I'm ok but I'm in desperate need of help, that tremor opened the ground up and my children fell in, I couldn't do anything to help them, please help, they must be absolutely mortified by now!"
Lane looked at me, then looked back at the Raichu.
"Alright, we'll help you, don't worry about a single thing we'll rescue your children and be back before you even notice were gone."
The Raichu showed us the crevasse that had opened, and told us they had fallen down far into the pit. We descended into the crevasse, until we touched flat ground.
"Alright, lets see, this looks like a labyrinth, well, not quite, but it is a maze." Lane walked into a narrow corridor, and came running out as fast as she could. I looked down the path finding myself looking at a herd of angry Nidoran.
"I'm a Pokémon right? So that means I can battle them!" I quickly rushed at the lead Nidoran, and tackled it as hard as I could, sending it flying into the group of Pokémon behind it knocking about three of them out, but more and more kept coming. I kept fighting them for about a minute, when Lane joined in.
"Ember!" Lane performed a successful ember attack, which rained little tiny balls of fire onto the herd of Nidoran, most of them ran away but two remained, one of them lunged at me, and struck me, I was hit hard but I was ok, the Nidoran rushed at me again, but this time I quickly jumped out of the way, before he had even realized what had just happened, he crashed into the wall and knocked himself out. Only one remained, but this one looked tougher than the others, quickly thinking, I ran behind him and tackled the Nidoran in the rear, it startled him and made him jump forward; Lane seized the moment, rushed at the Nidoran and performed the metal claw technique, sending him into the wall knocking him out.
"Well that was a workout" I mumbled. We then noticed a small set of stairs that had been created by the falling rocks, so I decided to walk down them, Lane followed closely behind me. When we got to the bottom, we found ourselves in a wide open area, but still no Pichu or Pikachu to be found, anywhere, that is, until we walked over to a bush in the centre of the area, sure enough, we found three Pichu and one Pikachu, huddled together trembling behind the bush quickly we rounded them all up and led them safely out of the crevasse.
When we got back to the surface, we found the Raichu pacing back and forth in anticipation. The children ran out from behind us to their mother, whose face immediately changed from an expression of fear, to happiness.
"I can't thank you enough! I know that nothing I could do, or give, could ever be enough to repay you but, I do have something. The Raichu pulled out a pouch and dropped some berries out in front of us.
"It's not much, but please take it, it's the best I can do."
I picked up the berries and turned to Lane, then turned back to the Raichu
"Thank you very much."
"Well, it seems that you don't have a place to stay tonight, so why don't you come back with me?" I stopped for a moment, and decided, that it would be the best thing to do, so off we were. We continued walking through the forest, which seemed to go on forever, until we found a small clearing, with a pond in it, I walked over to the water and looked at my reflection, then I noticed a cloth stuck to a branch of a tree, in the reflection that had been cast upon the water. I tackled the tree knocking it loose; it fell on top of me and covered me up.
"Oh it seems you found a pecha scarf, well that's good." Lane walked over to me, and tied it around my neck, it was surprisingly warm, considering how small and thin it actually was. We resumed walking towards the exit of the forest, but we were getting nowhere fast, it felt like this forest would never end, eventually the sun began to set, so we set up camp at the next clearing we found, and started a fire to keep us warm through the night. I sat down with lane and began to gaze out into the night sky; every star looked perfect in its place, shimmering like a diamond, and the full moon, glowed with a pleasant aura.
I began to sing while I was looking out at the moonlit sky, singing a song that had just come in to my mind, although, it gave me a sense of nostalgia, as if I were remembering it.
"I believe the morning sun always gonna shine again and I believe a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end I believe in roses kissed with dew why shouldn't I believe the same in you? I believe in make-believe fairy tales and lucky charms and I believe in promises spoken as you cross your heart I believe in skies forever blue why shouldn't I believe the same in you? You may say I'm a fool feelin' the way that I do..."
I stopped singing, I felt strange singing it, almost sad, but at the same time I felt happy. Lane looked at me strangely, "What song is that?"
I looked back at her
"I don't quite know… it just came to me, but somehow it feels like a memory."
She looked up at the moon and the many silver stars with me long into the night. Eventually she drifted off to sleep, I covered her up with my pecha scarf, it wasn't much but it was enough to keep her warm long after the fire died out, I walked to a spot under a tree, then looked out at the moon once more. I then went to sleep, waiting for a bright new day.
I began writing this a month after it came out; each new chapter came with each part of the game based on my second play through. I have changed a lot from the original storyline, new sub-plots, new stories, new characters, and a lot of the existing characters have been changed. If you do not wish to partake in these shenanigans, please leave now and take your shenanigan frowning self to another fic. Also, good luck to anyone who figures out all the silly references. Mother is your clue.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Asayake
Chapter 1:
Pokémon World
I lay huddled in a slump on the damp grassy plain, I hear a voice calling out… but I cannot tell what it is they are trying to say, I am just lying here, half asleep, and for some reason, I am in much pain.
"Hey! Wake up!" that voice… it is getting louder…
"Please… wake up…"
I got up slowly, and looked around, only to find myself looking at a Charmander.
"That's good! You're awake, for a second there I didn't think you were going to make it. That was an awful fall you had there."
Quickly I jumped back,
"Y…You can talk?"
She looked at me funny,
"Well of course I can talk, I'm a regular Charmander, just like you are a regular, average, every day, run-of-the-mill Eevee."
I looked at her funny,
"I'm not an Eevee, I'm a human!"
The Charmander looked at me as if I had completely lost my mind.
"A human? That doesn't make much sense, not much sense at all to me, just look at yourself."
Slowly and reluctantly I looked down only to see paws and fur, I looked in a nearby puddle, only confirming her assessment, I had been turned into an Eevee.
"No…That's not possible! The last thing I remember was me, being a complete 100% bona-fied human, and now I'm a Pokémon!"
The Charmander walked over to me, and put out her hand.
"Well, whatever, my name is Lane, Lane the Charmander, and you are?"
I looked at her and shook her hand
"I'm Alexander, Chisholm."
She twitched a bit when she heard me say my name, struggling to hold back her laughter, but eventually she just let go.
"Alexander! That's a weird name! I like it!"
"Help! Someone please help me!" An awfully distressed Raichu ran toward us, yelling for help as loud as it possibly could. The Raichu kept running toward us and before we new what happened, crashed into me knocking me over stopping it in its tracks.
Lane helped it to its feet, "Are you alright?" she chuckled.
The Raichu looked distraught, and then sat down,
"I'm ok but I'm in desperate need of help, that tremor opened the ground up and my children fell in, I couldn't do anything to help them, please help, they must be absolutely mortified by now!"
Lane looked at me, then looked back at the Raichu.
"Alright, we'll help you, don't worry about a single thing we'll rescue your children and be back before you even notice were gone."
The Raichu showed us the crevasse that had opened, and told us they had fallen down far into the pit. We descended into the crevasse, until we touched flat ground.
"Alright, lets see, this looks like a labyrinth, well, not quite, but it is a maze." Lane walked into a narrow corridor, and came running out as fast as she could. I looked down the path finding myself looking at a herd of angry Nidoran.
"I'm a Pokémon right? So that means I can battle them!" I quickly rushed at the lead Nidoran, and tackled it as hard as I could, sending it flying into the group of Pokémon behind it knocking about three of them out, but more and more kept coming. I kept fighting them for about a minute, when Lane joined in.
"Ember!" Lane performed a successful ember attack, which rained little tiny balls of fire onto the herd of Nidoran, most of them ran away but two remained, one of them lunged at me, and struck me, I was hit hard but I was ok, the Nidoran rushed at me again, but this time I quickly jumped out of the way, before he had even realized what had just happened, he crashed into the wall and knocked himself out. Only one remained, but this one looked tougher than the others, quickly thinking, I ran behind him and tackled the Nidoran in the rear, it startled him and made him jump forward; Lane seized the moment, rushed at the Nidoran and performed the metal claw technique, sending him into the wall knocking him out.
"Well that was a workout" I mumbled. We then noticed a small set of stairs that had been created by the falling rocks, so I decided to walk down them, Lane followed closely behind me. When we got to the bottom, we found ourselves in a wide open area, but still no Pichu or Pikachu to be found, anywhere, that is, until we walked over to a bush in the centre of the area, sure enough, we found three Pichu and one Pikachu, huddled together trembling behind the bush quickly we rounded them all up and led them safely out of the crevasse.
When we got back to the surface, we found the Raichu pacing back and forth in anticipation. The children ran out from behind us to their mother, whose face immediately changed from an expression of fear, to happiness.
"I can't thank you enough! I know that nothing I could do, or give, could ever be enough to repay you but, I do have something. The Raichu pulled out a pouch and dropped some berries out in front of us.
"It's not much, but please take it, it's the best I can do."
I picked up the berries and turned to Lane, then turned back to the Raichu
"Thank you very much."
"Well, it seems that you don't have a place to stay tonight, so why don't you come back with me?" I stopped for a moment, and decided, that it would be the best thing to do, so off we were. We continued walking through the forest, which seemed to go on forever, until we found a small clearing, with a pond in it, I walked over to the water and looked at my reflection, then I noticed a cloth stuck to a branch of a tree, in the reflection that had been cast upon the water. I tackled the tree knocking it loose; it fell on top of me and covered me up.
"Oh it seems you found a pecha scarf, well that's good." Lane walked over to me, and tied it around my neck, it was surprisingly warm, considering how small and thin it actually was. We resumed walking towards the exit of the forest, but we were getting nowhere fast, it felt like this forest would never end, eventually the sun began to set, so we set up camp at the next clearing we found, and started a fire to keep us warm through the night. I sat down with lane and began to gaze out into the night sky; every star looked perfect in its place, shimmering like a diamond, and the full moon, glowed with a pleasant aura.
I began to sing while I was looking out at the moonlit sky, singing a song that had just come in to my mind, although, it gave me a sense of nostalgia, as if I were remembering it.
"I believe the morning sun always gonna shine again and I believe a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end I believe in roses kissed with dew why shouldn't I believe the same in you? I believe in make-believe fairy tales and lucky charms and I believe in promises spoken as you cross your heart I believe in skies forever blue why shouldn't I believe the same in you? You may say I'm a fool feelin' the way that I do..."
I stopped singing, I felt strange singing it, almost sad, but at the same time I felt happy. Lane looked at me strangely, "What song is that?"
I looked back at her
"I don't quite know… it just came to me, but somehow it feels like a memory."
She looked up at the moon and the many silver stars with me long into the night. Eventually she drifted off to sleep, I covered her up with my pecha scarf, it wasn't much but it was enough to keep her warm long after the fire died out, I walked to a spot under a tree, then looked out at the moon once more. I then went to sleep, waiting for a bright new day.
